Boys cry all the time, men can't. in Boredoms

All the way home from work I had every intent on making a pissy rant about this but it's hot and I ran out of steam. I feel like I get mad at every dumb ass thing I see or hear. Once my indignation wears off I always feel stupid because I don't really have to right to judge other people for saying stuff I don't like. I was going about my work and overheard this conversation between a couple of douched-up guys (you know what I'm referring to, search your feelings). Most of it was pretty bro-ish so I didn't pay it much mind. Then this part:

"Yo, dudebrocephalapodlicious! (that's what white bro guys sound like to me) Aaron (with 5 As and a Y) said he went by Dave's house yesterdizzle and he was crying!" "What?! What a fag!"

Then they laughed boisterously like dipshits. I realize Wal-Mart isn't a place where I can expect to run across the finest specimens of human being but I can't help being super pissy about it. I wish I could write things like this off as an unusual occurrence. You can't be male and show emotions. Unless you're lucky enough to be gay, then you're good. I blame sitcoms and movies. I watched New Girl for a time then it pissed me off with its inability to decide whether it wanted to go against tired sitcom cliches or wrap them around itself like a security blanket. The last episode I saw was one where Jess was all miffed at Nick for not being able to express his feelings (Aren't all women? ((eyeroll))) But, hark! An emotionally open football player find she! Of course, the problem there is the same with any guy who isn't properly emotionally repressed: he's a pathetic, weepy mess! All he ever does is cry and over emote all the damn time. We're not fucking like that! Was he taking hormone supplements or something? What the shit?! So, yeah, done with that. All sitcoms do that at some point, though.

Goddamn, I wish I were normal.