Actually getting somewhere in The OpenDiary (OD) Days!

Actually getting somewhere! - 5/16/2005

        There was a 40 year old man called Ian, and he had a girlfriend, Edna, who was 80 years old. They only saw each other on Saturdays. He would go to Edna''s house every Saturday, without fail. They would sit down next to each other and Edna would hold Ian''s penis, then Ian would go home after so long. 
        One week Ian never turned up, but Edna thought nothing of it. Three more weeks went by, and again Ian never turned up. By this time Edna was very concerned about him. She phoned him up and asked, "Where have you been the last four Saturdays?" 
        Ian replied, "I have been round at Margret''s house." 
        Shocked Edna shouted, "MARGRET? She is 98 years old, what the hell has she got that I haven''t?" 
        Ian answered, "Parkinson''s desease!"

Gosh I've done a lot the last few days!  Well at least it seems like I have.  I'm quite proud of myself actually.  Yesterday (through much procrastination) I cleaned the entire house, did the dishes, filed documents (which were previously all shoved in a box together, and it was interesting come tax-time), washed all the clothes, cleaned benches and generally tidied everything up.  I remember looking around the room thinking to myself 'this looks good, really good!'.  I also lavished the bedroom with an electric blanket for our bed.  Luke was so excited when he saw it cos I'd put it on the bed and remade the bed and everything.  Lukey was very thankful for all I'd done, especially the washing.  Washing was the hardest to do though cos I had to wait for like 3 other people to finish their washing and get it out of the damn machine before I could use it!  grrr, ah well, hanging out the washing in pitch darkness was interesting too, as by the time it was done it was 7pm and being near Winter the sun goes down really early!  I was amazed last Tuesday driving home from work, that it was nearly completely dark and it was only 5:10pm!  I was like 'shit!' Driving home last Thursday was interesting too cos that's when I saw the SS Commodore ute on it's roof, and they'd blocked off two lanes of traffic.  So annoying cos I'd merged into the very right lane cos I have to turn right into Beams Rd further up the road, only to have to merge back into the very left lane cos of the upturned ute.  Damn it was a nice ute too, midnight black, all done up, and completely demolished all from a race up Gympie Rd.  I found out the next day that's why it had happened, from two hoons racing, and Thursday night is Hoon Night, when all the teenagers bring out their fast cars and race each other up the streets. The cops sure have a field day every Thursday I can tell ya that!  It's just incredible seeing every single fuel station packed to the brim full of nice cars - All the rev-heads fueling up for their night session.

I did a lot today too!  I was on a roll.  Luke didn't have to start til 12pm, so we laid in bed and had sex and cuddled heaps.  More like he gave me head and I just cuddled him cos that's all he wanted to do.  I think he's tummy is getting better, as he says it's not hurting anywhere near as much as it was the last few days.  I'd still like to know what's causing it.  I always ask him to make sure everything is okay when we are in bed together, and he says yes, but then again he may be caught up in the moment when he says that ;) I've been trying to figure out who's the horniest out of both of us - I think it's him, but I've overtaken lately, but he'll be back to himself in a few weeks when everything's sorted out.  We're not taking any risky chances until we know completely what's wrong with my boi.  He is feeling better though, but still has to get his test results. I'm sure he'll be fine.  I got my haircut today.  I got blonde streaks to put in my already sandy kinda blonde hair. It makes it look SO much better.  I had a really nice young girl by the name of Tamara as my hairdresser, but I wasn't really in a stranger-talking mood, so it was mainly small talk like wher I worked and stuff.  She was extremely nice though, can't have been anymore than 18 years old, and she was short, so I had to slip down a bit on the chair so she could cut my hair. She used the streaking cap for my streaks and I mentioned to her that last time I was there, they'd used 2 bits of plastic and tied it around my hair so I looked like a present.  I loved it! She said to me she knew what I meant but apaprently only 1 girl there knew how to do that and then went on to say she had her baby and wasn't there for a while (cos of Maternity leave I'm presuming), and I remembered that was the chick who cut my hair last time I was there cos she was really pregnant at the time.  Aww that was nice. Anyway after I sat there for about 30 mins waiting for it to set, she called me over to the water thingy (as they do) and washed it off.  This reminded me of a different occasion when I got my hair cut, when a really hot gay guy was massaging my hair, damn I don't think I'll ever forget that.  I think I found out his name was Chris.  This was when I worked at Milton. Anyway she washed my hair and I went back over to the seat where she'd cut it and damn it looked good.  Well I thought so anyway.  Every so often I just feel like a change, and I guess it makes me feel like a new person, like I feel a whole lot better.  I'll have to see what Luke thinks of it when he gets home from work tonight.  Our friend Lindsay invited me out for dinner tonight but I said I couldn't because I couldn't afford it.  Well technically I could, but it's not good for my budget, considering I did spend $80 on an electric blanket, $50 on groceries and fruit and $41 on the haircut and colour.  I think I should cut down a bit.  Cos I did so much today I got home and called Optus up, in a 4th attempt to get DSL installed on the home line here.  I hate using dialup cos there's so much less I can do compared to how much more I could be doing on the net - I'll leave that up to your dirty mind's what that is :)  I had this whole bullshit story planned to, and in the end, I ended up getting it cancelled at the old place, rather than getting it transferred here.  I guess that's a good thing.  I was only charged $125 disconnection fee, rather than the $300 d/c fee I thought it was.  And I was going to pay that in DSL fees anyway.  I guess it's a good thing it worked out this way cos now I won't get in trouble for installing DSL on their phone line without their consent.  Sucks I have to stick to dial-up, but hey I should be happy with what I got, right? I've been spending all afternoon looking up on the net Diabetic Recipes.  I'm trying to find meals that I can cook that Luke can eat.  Not that he's a diabetic, but because he refuses to eat sugar.  His mum has always told him that "Sugar is white poison" and one day he decided to cut all sugary substances out of his diet, which includes cake, chips, yoghurts, juice etc. basically anything that contains added sugar.  I'm so proud of him to sticking to it cos not once has he had a sugary food since he started, probably a few months ago now!  So yeh I'm trying to find no-sugar recipes.  I've got a few so far, but I'm sure I can find more appealing ones.  I really wanna find something that has sundried-tomatoes, cos he loves them.  Anyone know any?  haha. My Billy Gilman "Everything And More" CD's arrived today too!  What a day!  I'll be listening to that all night probably. Love the new emoticons on MSN too, some are so funny, especially the bouncing boobs and the flasher.  haha, god i'm lame.  I think that's all I wanted to say today.  Can't believe I've jsut had 3 days off, now I gotta try to get the energy to lug my arse back to work tomorrow.  Ah well it's a half day, hopefully it'll be okay.  And I get Thursday off too, and so does Lukey, so hopefully we can catch up on some tennis, which we haven't played in a few weeks now I think.  That'll be good.  So I work tomorrow, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, then weekend, then I think 2 more full weeks of work, and then HOLIDAYS!!!!!! WAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!! Okay, breathe Matt, can't get too excited....yet.  Notes: --------------------------------------------------------------------

wowww you have alot to say hun!! I love house cleaning, afterwards everything looks so good and smells so fresh,it's nice [.Konstantine.] 5/16/2005 4:34:05 AM

Bugger! I missed first notsies!

lol, quite a busy day you had.

RYN: Smithers' voice Mr Burrrnns.... ;) :P [Ness] 5/16/2005 4:48:25 AM

LMAO!!! parkinsons disease! that sooo rocks.

you're such a cutie, and totally sweet too. too bad you live on the opposite side of the earth! LOL ;-) [HotGayBoy80] 5/16/2005 5:04:45 AM

RYN: I wish I could! Two problems with that - I don't have a plane ticket or visa for the trip, and I don't have any money with which to purchase these items. Otherwise I'd be there in a blink. Especially since it's Melbourne. If you ever feel lonely you can call me - I'd love to have one of my Aussie friends finish off my phonecard for me. I'll private-note you that number shortly. :) ♥

[~Tiffany~] 5/16/2005 6:41:01 AM

referencing my previous note, I got a phonecard while I was in Melbourne that let me call America for only 1.5 cents per minute - plus a connection fee, but that's CHEAP! When I left Oz, I think there was still around $18 on it, and I'd love it to look used. The number is 1300 856 002 and then you'll need my PIN which is 1834 1945 45 and then call 1-425-466-4139. Just not while I'm in class please [~Tiffany~] [p] 5/16/2005 6:43:48 AM

...My class at uni is from 4-7AM Tuesday & Thursday Melbourne/Brisbane time, and I'm not sure when you'll be in Melb but if it's in June then I'll be in school from about 1-4 AM Melb/Bris time from June 20 thru Aug 11... think it's safe to assume you wouldn't call at that time... ;) Also, I have MSN if you'd like any info on Melb between now and then - [email protected], I try to be online alot. [~Tiffany~] [p] 5/16/2005 6:53:49 AM

AAA OD deleted my real note to you on this entry (the one that's not RYN or Part 2...) so I guess I'll have to re-type what I can. That's nice to hear about your haircut - you're already a cutie, as everyone in here says, but i know what you mean about wanting a change sometimes. I need a haircut myself. As for the recipies, one of my friends's grandma is diabetic and she just uses artificial... 5/16/2005 7:13:39 AM

... sweetners in place of sugar in whatever recipies. Just thought I'd offer that. ttyl.

♥ [~Tiffany~] 5/16/2005 7:14:39 AM

oooo i want highlights now too :) and i hope your boy feels better soon! xox

[[disco-lemonade]] 5/16/2005 12:02:17 PM

great joke in the box there kid. [fries] 5/16/2005 1:41:16 PM

highlights look verrry good. yay for being productive. who are you? [Interpreter of Life] 5/16/2005 3:50:16 PM

Wow!! I cleaned my house too all day sunday! I hate cleaning but the best part of it all is looking at it afterwards. Hope everything is going good for you!!! ~Rachel~ [tankerbrat8386] 5/16/2005 4:51:09 PM

RYN: I'm sorry you had to read that entry like that! Once I posted it, Opendiary.com went all "The Server is officially f**d up" and I couldn't see whether it came out right or not. I have trouble copying-and-pasting from Word 2000.

- Well, thanks, though I don't exactly know what you'd learn from someone like me. You're sweet. [Ness] 5/17/2005 6:56:35 AM

hello there....i came across your diary the other day and its kinda a good timing i guess....you see my boyfriend is bi and he lets his gay side shine through so i wanna talk to someone else who is so i'm not only getting it from him...so if i could talk to you sometime that would be awesome! if you want to send me an email at [email protected] or add me on msn if you have it... [mymindslife] [p] 5/17/2005 12:17:59 PM

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