Psh, dudes! in Boredoms

I was at Target earlier and some guy I was barely acquainted with when I worked there says hi to me and stops me to chat. I don't really need to know what he's up to since he's still working at Target but he asks how I've been and I say I've been feeling worse than I have in a long time (because I forgot that when people ask that they don't want an honest answer). His response is, of course: "You should get laid, bro!" That sums up why I don't have male friends quite nicely.