Late night thoughts... in A Day in the Life of Me

SHOULD I go back to school?
As much as I hate the idea.... And wtf do I even take???
What I would LIKE is out of the question, because I can
a) do an online course WAY cheaper the NSCC, but I doubt EI would continue to cover me on it,
B) not really a viable job market business.
I did OIT way back when, don’t really wanna go back to that .. honestly didn’t have that much luck work wise with it.
I don’t know what to do with myself.
I need to figure out something, but I’m lost.

I just spent like an hour scanning over courses for NSCC… Other than the non-viable 2 year program, nothing jumps out and says “you would enjoy me!”
I’m honestly dreading the idea of attempting to go back to retail.
But seeing as how I haven’t won the lotto yet, I’m going to have to go back to work at some point.