Good Morning..er... Britain- with sex added in blackpropaganda

Big news today that ITV have once again re-organised their breakfast programme which has come in for so much stick - and have modelled it on the US examples - and so have four presenters around a table - with a London background. So the desk means there is no opportunity for Susanna Reid to flash her knickers as she did when presenting for BBC Breakfast - so all the pervs in their dressing gowns will continue to watch BBC in case of knicker flashing on that channel. We will stick with the BC , not for that reason, but because we like a bit of news.

And BREAKING NEWS -- the PR guru Max Clifford (71) has been found guilty on 8 counts of indecent assault - it seems he boasted of his exploits - and could not keep his penis in his pants. Could not happen to a nicer man - especially since he advised celebs how to deal with adverse stories Here he is in his younger days - looks good- eh - although not sure if it is possible to check on the size of his penis from this - that was an issue in the trial - some saying it was small, others, big - in the end it was measured by a doctor - 5 inches flaccid. Nothing wrong there then - all in the eye of the beholder, so to speak