Weird... in 2020

So a kinda weird thing happened today. I used to write a lot about M way back when but not so much anymore. He’s still with his gf, they had a baby, he still seems mostly miserable with her but his choice.

Anyways, I was talking to him after lunch today and he started asking me if I wear a particular perfume or something and im like no… I used body wash this morning and put on deodorant but that’s about it. And he’s like, it was only happening every time I got in your car, but now you’re sitting near me. What is the smell that people put off. Pheromones. Yeah it must just be your pheromones because now I have a boner and I need to walk this off…

So apparently my scent gives him a boner. Kinda a weird compliment I guess.