On Cup Size. in Open Diary.

Why isn’t there a ball size rating for male knickers?

You ladies are lucky. Your labia tucks away. So aerodynamic. Even if you have an endowed clitoris, you are probably not factoring that in when buying knickers. You know your size, so you buy something cute and that’s that.

Well, imagine if brassieres were simply small, medium, and large. Ahem. THAT’S NOT HOW BREASTS WORK. If you have a small ribcage, there’s a huge difference between a 34A and a 34D.

I’ve seen a lot of penises. (Hey, used to be a gymrat.) From little acorns to floppy swinging dongs, well. Us boys have a lot of variety. If chicks can have customized over the shoulder boulder holders, why can’t we have comfortable nut nets? Support, but no squishing.

Anyway, I tried on a new thong today and ohmyfuckinggawd it fits perfectly. So comfortable. May you also acquire knickers that feel so comfortable.