Monday, April 7th 2014 in I Need A New Job
- April 7, 2014, 6:14 p.m.
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- Public
Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here
Convict: [with actual disgust in her voice] You're wearing a skirt?
Me: [heavy amounts of sarcasm] I'm sorry?
Convict: You should be wearing pants!!!
Me: Why?
Convict: I don't know.
Me: I wore a skirt two days ago you didn't seem to care then
Convict: Well was I paying attention?
Me: [dripping with sarcasm] I guess not
Convict: No probably not
Me: ╚(•⌂•)╝
Convict: A skirt is too fancy.
...I need a new job.
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