Some more jokes.... in blackpropaganda

Sorry but I have found some I like, and want to pass them on

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He stands there for a second then picks his dog up by the tail and swings it over his head several times. The bartender asks him what he is doing. He replies that he is looking the place over.

and He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......

Back and forth... back and forth..... in and out.......

She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back.

She was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding..... her face was flushed.....

Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "Okay, Okay!!! I can’t park the car!!! You do it, you smug bastard!!!"

and

A happily married man, one night, asked his wife to have sex" doggy style".

"No!" she said, aghast.

Throughout their long relationship, he would periodically ask her to have sex "doggy style."

She always emphatically said "No!"

Finally, on the man's deathbed, he asked his wife why she refused his simple request to have sex on her hands and knees.

"Hands and knees?" she said, "I thought you meant in the front yard!"*