In light of recent international events ... in Fish On!
- Sept. 13, 2013, 9:34 p.m.
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Let me be clear: I have no political motives whatsoever regarding my "Putin a Day" campaign. In fact, I make it a policy to never even mention politics in the blogosphere. Because, you know, I might end up offending someone somehow, and that would make me feel just awful.
No, I am motivated solely by my prurient interest in Jeremy Wade and my determination to get a good shirtless photo of him. Even if I have to resort to tormenting my Innocent Readers in hopes of provoking Jeremy Wade to do the right and humane thing to save them from the repeated application of blunt-force trauma in the form of shirtless Vlad Putin photos.
If I were to make a political statement, it might look something like this:
Must Get Moose and Squirrel!
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"What does Pottsylvania have more than any other country? Mean! We have more mean than any other country in Europe! We must export mean."
-- Fearless Leader, Rocky and Bullwinkle
But since I don't want to offend anyone or spark an international incident, I give you this instead:
Hey babe!
Take a walk on the wild side!
Tough yet tender guy ISO robust lady for outdoor "adventures."
Turn-ons: Pensive walks along riverside.
Turn-offs: Shirts.
Favorite quote: "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
Gangleri ⋅ September 16, 2013
The buttons on that suit seem really high to me. Is there a reason for that?
Kimber Gangleri ⋅ September 16, 2013
Maybe it's a KGB thing?
"Keep Going Buttons"?
Deleted user ⋅ September 16, 2013
He's a giant homophobic fuckwit. He might have single-handedly stopped a USA-led invasion of Syria, but he's still a giant homophobic fuckwit.
Deleted user ⋅ September 16, 2013
Oh, PS - I made my diary friends only, and you're on the list. So, yaay you.
Kimber Deleted user ⋅ September 16, 2013
At this point I realize that there's not a thing I can say about this that couldn't be misconstrued. So I'll just make a dumb smiley face thing. : )