In light of recent international events ... in Fish On!

Let me be clear: I have no political motives whatsoever regarding my "Putin a Day" campaign. In fact, I make it a policy to never even mention politics in the blogosphere. Because, you know, I might end up offending someone somehow, and that would make me feel just awful.

No, I am motivated solely by my prurient interest in Jeremy Wade and my determination to get a good shirtless photo of him. Even if I have to resort to tormenting my Innocent Readers in hopes of provoking Jeremy Wade to do the right and humane thing to save them from the repeated application of blunt-force trauma in the form of shirtless Vlad Putin photos.

If I were to make a political statement, it might look something like this:

Must Get Moose and Squirrel!

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"What does Pottsylvania have more than any other country? Mean! We have more mean than any other country in Europe! We must export mean."

-- Fearless Leader, Rocky and Bullwinkle

But since I don't want to offend anyone or spark an international incident, I give you this instead:

Hey babe!

Take a walk on the wild side!

Tough yet tender guy ISO robust lady for outdoor "adventures."
Turn-ons: Pensive walks along riverside.
Turn-offs: Shirts.
Favorite quote: "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."