Hair today.... in blackpropaganda

Second entry of the day - the first a rant about politicians - now for something completely different..

I go to a womens/mens hairdressers where SW... goes - and over the last few years have always had the same woman - she seems to know how to cut my hair without making ti too short - and letting it grow right. I have commented before that it costs £10 a go - and so I leave it some time before the next one. Then I found out she had left - and what do I do? So today I had one of the other women cut my hair - and.... it was great!!! She did what I asked - thought it through - explained what she was doing - she also asked if I liked having my hair cut? I was going to go into detail how it gives me an erection under the sheet - but decided just to be risque rather than crude. So I commented how I would die for a head massage (true) - and how I loved having my feet massaged too. She blow-dried it with gel - and so it stood proud (so did you know what ) - and then a couple of women I knew getting their hair done said how good it looked.

Tomorrow will be the test when I wash out the gel - and let it dry naturally - I failed to ask if she would come round to blow (dry) it for me.

So - it looks like I have my new hairdresser!!!!

and

What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?

Wipe it off,and say you're sorry!