Fun With Physics in Hello

My tummy has a bit of an ache right now and I can’t get comfortable enough to sleep. Left Peacock in bed so I can stretch out on the couch and try to ride this feeling out without waking her.

That shift we called in for we slept ALL night. Next day her, mom and I went out for breakfast and some retail therapy. I ended up buying Physics For Dummies. I started taking a physics course in college but I hadn’t caught up to that level in my regular math studies so I had to drop it. Now? I’m itchin’ to enroll into a class or tutoring for it. Irony, I developed a love of math at age thirty.

Between YouTube, my other book The Physics of Superheroes and my old notes from class I believe I can teach myself some basic concepts and formulas. If you know what you’re doing you can calculate anything. Like, I got bored one day and did a sick (in the head) equation. If Jared from Subway took a foot long up the butt for his entire prison sentence it came out to over a mile of dick he gets. I honestly thought it’d be more, but, the numbers don’t lie. I figured with my ADHD riddled brain I’d be busting out calculations for a ton of random stuff. That’d be cool to have the data and facts to back-up one of my insane claims.

Anyways....