A Solution For Required Titles in Site Updates

As most of you have probably figured out, titles are required on Prosebox. I have noticed that this often causes consternation for several users, with entry titles such as the following appearing on the front page:

• Why is the title required?
• I hate thinking up titles!
• Type title here (bwahaha, see what I did there? stupid required title)

Well, never fear. As usual, I have come up with a very elegant solution to solve this obvious problem. Thinking up titles can be HARD! And so, I proudly present:

The Prose Box of Titles™©®

This is a commercial product I've developed, and will be soon be available for $29.95 (plus shipping and handling). Quite simply, it is a high-quality box containing 2,500 titles printed on 12 pt. CS2 card stock. On the back of each card is embossed the Prosebox logo. On the front are titles that you may use in your entries, for which you completely own the rights with your purchase.

Here's a small sampling of some of the varied and unique titles contained within this marvelous boxed set:

• Clarence Thomas was right about my mom
• Selfies, the Colonoscopy edition
• Leeroy FINALLY called, and honestly I was Underwhelmed
• What, you mean it's April already?
• My love triangle is now a Parallelogram

Obviously, I can't put all of the BEST ones in this entry, but you can rest assured that this will possibly be the best purchase you could ever make. Further details about this fine product will be available later in the week.

Thank you, and good day.