The Black Bars of Doom in Fish On!

A terrible argument just occurred at Casa Kimber. It went something like this:

Me: Oooh, River Monsters is back on TV next Sunday! A two-hour season premiere! Oooh, and a live after-show! Let's check and make sure the DVR is set to record it.

Me, louder: OMG, River Monsters isn't in the DVR series manager?! YOU TOOK IT OUT??? Oh, I see. You set the other DVR to record it... the DVR that's hooked to the old, dying plasma TV that has the BLACK BARS OF DEATH running through the middle of the screen.

Me, much louder: You expect me to watch River Monsters on that TV? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? If I get lucky and Jeremy Wade finally takes his damn shirt off, you know what it's going to look like? HORRIBLE BLACK CENSORSHIP STRIPS ALL OVER JEREMY WADE!!! Now, unless you would like to die, kindly put River Monsters back on the other DVR. Thank you. Now I won't have to kill you in your sleep.

So, okay, it wasn't really an argument, just me yelling a lot.