A Word From The DiaryMaster in Tales Of The Peruvian Mountains

It's come to my attention that some of you may have misgivings about my identity. I assure you that I AM the REAL DiaryMaster and can prove it: I have the word "REAL" in my screen name. I'd like to thank all of my loyal supporters, here on Neuvo Open Diary for their support during this confusing day of no outages back at OD Proper; I hope that you WILL eventually come back to where you belong, the premier Internet diary site for angsty middle-aged men living in their parents' basements since 1998. Again, thank you.

The DiaryMaster has spoken.