Vieja Pendeja in Thirty-Five

…is what my mom would say, in reference to my MIL. (literally means old asshole)

So real quick, let me backtrack for those of you that may be new to the party. My mother in law hates me because a)i stole her precious son away, b)i’m mexican (hispanic but yeah), and c)i’m fat, my sister in law is kind of on the fence about me (mostly leaning my way) and my brother in law only gives a fuck about himself and his mother.

Randy and I got married in November, on the 11th. 4 other people besides us knew about and were invited to the wedding. MIL flipped her shit, made it about her and when Randy talked to her the next day, the last words she said to him were “Have fun with your sick wife”.

So, within the last couple of weeks. Probably only last week really. SIL called Randy to talk to him and she said that MIL was “worried about you guys” because she didn’t take this whole thing seriously, couldn’t find the groceries she needed and ran out of food. So BIL had to get her some food etc.

So SIL insisted that he call his mother just to let her know we were doing ok. So he called her the next day or so. Only things were oh I’m lonely, I don’t feel well, me me me. Not once in the 3 or 4 times he’s talked to her has she said I’m sorry or anything. Randy said she’s acting like nothing happened. Like we aren’t married, probably like I don’t exist, honestly.

It’s incredibly pathetic and super hurtful, but I’m kind of over her shenanigans.

So that’s why this whole next thing makes me laugh, but also makes my blood boil at the same time.

She had some back pain and a headache and said she felt awful for a few days. Well she immediately thought she has the coronavirus. So she went on and on about how she needed to get tested and how she was going to go get tested and Randy was just like ok sure good luck with that.

Well that was last week. A couple days ago his sister was talking to him again because NOW MIL was saying that she had been DIAGNOSED with the dang virus! She told several people (her daughter, her sister and her best friend) that she had it. But yet she told Randy that she didn’t even get tested. I mean, holy shit you guys.

So Randy called his mother and was like WTF when did you get tested and she started back tracking right away saying she had had a video chat and he tested her. Randy was like no they have to stick two large swabs down the back of your throat through your nose in order to test you, I DON’T think they can do that through the phone.

So she just kept going on and on about how he just wanted to argue with her and he just flat out said STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU HAVE THE VIRUS!!!

So she wasn’t too happy about that lol. He talked to his aunt and she was just like wow, I have no idea what is wrong with her.

Randy FINALLY filed his taxes for last year. He made like $4k last year in the month he worked so yeah. But after my last entry I was pretty fucking upset. I had told him when he got his tax stuff to do them but he has gotten really bad about putting shit off. I know his brain works differently now, but I’m getting a little tired of it. I also know that I need to have and provide more motivation for a lot of things too. I just get tired of initiating a lot of things.

So hopefully once that gets processed and we get properly into the system, we filed married, jointly since, well, we’re married! I don’t necessarily file and I get my statement from SSA with all my info, he just had to put some of that in and he sent those off yesterday. I’m hoping that’ll work and we’ll be able to get our stimulus soon. We just need a break from being so far under water for once.

So that’s that. I am gonna go to bed. We have to venture out and buy a few more groceries and stuff tomorrow. Take care of yourselves!