Malfunctioning Penis in Hello
- March 31, 2020, 7:29 p.m.
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Sounds like a cool band name, right?
Dear Penis,
This is getting old. We’re getting some on the regular again now after years of nothing steady. You’re making her feel bad. We got close, didn’t we? What’s the deal? Come on! She’s ready to go in seconds flat! All we’ve been dreaming of! C’mon dude, you can do this!
Signed,
JJ
In other news the doc did an X-ray of my chest and an EKG. Things were fine but he was a good sport and tossed me a ‘script for BP pills.
Work was a mad rush last night. End of the month, things have to ship GO GO GO! I’m friggin’ tired. The oral surgeon gave me ‘script grade IB Proferen so I’m not hurting from being on my feet all night. Hm, I want a cupcake. Strawberry frosted.
Currently I’m stretched out on the couch. My legs are shakey when I try to walk. Thanks Peacock!
She can barely walk, too, as is.
😂😍😂😍😂😍😂
Last updated March 31, 2020
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