And I Oop in Current Events

Ever just wake up and do 50 Crossfit burpees all before 6am? I think I’m a masochist. Anyway, something weird and funny happened at work yesterday that I forgot to bring up. I can’t remember what conspiracy theories we were talking about over our lunch break but I made a comment like omg let’s take over America and Siri went off on two iPhones from that statement. Is big brother listening? lol what can I help you with said Siri. Something like that anyway.