Covfefe-19 (Execute Executive Order 66) in Hello

  • March 14, 2020, 8:33 p.m.
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Fine!
I’ll write about the damn virus!

A&M college has a reported case. North end of town. (Quick search tells me that’s a rumor however the state now has six cases, one confirmed in Limestone county next to us in Madison county.) Governor Ivy issued a state of emergency. Schools and colleges closed for now. We have signs up everywhere at work reminding us to wash our hands and even had a meeting about what to do. If someone gets sick here we shut down.

Great…there goes my tax refund.

I was planning on going out tonight for a good dinner but the way everyone is freaking out I may just hit up a grocery store (I know, bare shelved) and hope they have two decent ribeyes and at least three pounds of crab legs. Gonna eat good tonight mo’fuckah! Maybe get some charcoal and grill the steaks. That sounds good right now. Oh! Got some fresh spinach in the fridge, too.

No need to get TP for my bunghole. Got plenty…I think.

Be safe everyone!
I’ll stay stoned Saturday night and game.

PS: I’m goofing off hardcore tonight. Did a bunch of ice blasting the whole night yesterday. I want a break.

5:41 AM
I feel icky.
The NTX leaked water over a good bit of the back corner of the shop. Sarge, CM Punk, Toad and I spent an hour and a half moving things around and cleaning. I’m gross and sweaty. Off at six. You bet your online ass I’m bolting then. Shower then get baked when I get home.

Fifteen more minutes to go.


Last updated March 14, 2020


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