Survey Stolen in Hello

What color is your toothbrush?
White and blue Oral B

Name one person who made you smile today:
Eric through texting.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Leaving Blue Plate Cafe after a good breakfast.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Laying here on the couch.

What is your favorite candy bar?
Twix!

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Once. I wanted to drink with my friends. I don’t believe in paying money to be sexually frustrated when I do it on my own for free.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
“Bye mom, love ya!”

What is your favorite ice cream?
Hm…strawberry.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Iced sweet tea, about to get another glass.

Do you like your wallet?
Beat up leather wallet with a chain. Used to belong to my dad. Fits most of my junk.

What was the last thing you ate?
Breakfast burrito with cheddar, ham and sausage with a side of buttered grits.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nah

The last sporting event you watched?
Does the puppy bowl count?

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
White cheddar!

Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Eric

Ever go camping?
Not in a long time.

Do you take vitamins daily?
No

Do you go to church every Sunday?
…funny

Do you have a tan?
A bit of a farmer’s tan.

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Oh you sneaky bastard!
Fine, Chinese.

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
In restaurants.

What did your last text message say?
Whiskey please, double.
Eric and I were quoting IT Crowd.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleep as much as I can then work at night.

What would you rather be doing?
Laying pool side (or beach side) someplace warm.

Look to your left, what do you see?
Window with thick maroon curtains and back of the couch I’m laying on.

What color is your watch?
Don’t own one

What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Who is more inept, Trump or Morrison?

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Go in, I’ve actually found it’s usually faster than drive thru.

What is your favorite number?
3

Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom

Any plans today?
Dinner at Supper Heroes, sleep at some point, game or draw.

How many states have you lived in?
AL, VA, IN

Biggest annoyance right now?
Work bullshit

Last song you listened to?
Henry Rollins live spoken word from ‘06 on YouTube. He was on a rant about Wal-Mart.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Ha no

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Nope

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I guess my work steel toe Sketchers.

Is anyone jealous of you?
Nah, I’m insignificant

Do you love anyone?
Mhm

Do any of your friends have children?
A few

What do you usually do during the day?
Watch TV while waiting on sleep to overtake me.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Know personally, no. One orange asshole that keeps getting headlines for outlandish tweets and statements…yes.

Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
Nah, usually hey or what’s up.

What color is your car?
White

Do you like cats?
Very much so! >^··^< MEOW!

Are you thinking about someone right now?
It’s her son’s birthday. I’d like to attend but the cries of “Mom who the fuck is this weirdo” come to mind. ☺

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Once. I became a huge fan of roller coasters that day.

How did you get your worst scar?
Work accident Valentine’s Day ‘17. 12 stitches and continued numbness in the tip of my right ring finger later I learned my lesson and hand protection.

Last updated February 29, 2020