Pretend Mulling (she/her) ⋅ 36 ⋅
I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.
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NoJoMo 19 in Those Public Entries
You’ve inherited a pair of magic knitting needles from your dotty Auntie Doris - unfortunately, that’s all the information you have. What happens next? Ooh, more knitting needles! Round? Double...
NoJoMo 18 in Those Public Entries
When was the last time you really lost your temper, and how do you feel about it now? Last February, when my mortgage company screwed me and my escrow by paying out two different hazard insuran...
NoJoMo 17 in Those Public Entries
If you have any vanities, what are they? I have a lot of vanities. One of them is, being what is politely called a “hirsute woman” (aka BEARDED LADY), I shave every day before I leave my house....
6 Free-writing time: set a timer for ten minutes and just write whatever comes into your head, stream of consciousness style. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
//chuckles// We're in danger in Those Public Entries
Republicans now control the House, Senate, and presidency. Stock up now, babes, the tariffs are coming. And before anyone says “Oh calm down, it’s only going to be on imported foods–” Yeah...
NoJoMo 6 and 7: Off-prompt in Those Public Entries
I think we need a playlist. See if you can spot the theme! ETA: Matt Baume’s video on Cabaret.
Leftists, from the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU. in Those Public Entries
You know, I want to blame this election outcome on MAGAs, men, and the women who voted against their own best interests. But I can’t. Why? Because they told me who they were in 2016, and I belie...
I'm done. in Those Public Entries
Fuck this country. Fuck everyone who voted for TFG. Fuck everyone who didn’t vote “because PAAAAAAAAAAALESTIIIIIIIIIIIINE-uh!” Fuck everyone who didn’t vote because “both candidates are the s...
NoJoMo 5/Election Day in Those Public Entries
What’s your favourite little-known fact? No one hanged themselves on the set of The Wizard of Oz. That’s it, that’s the tweet. I turned in my ballot yesterday. I requested an absentee ballo...
For anyone going into tomorrow undecided or ambivalent… in Those Public Entries
There’s currently a Marburg virus outbreak in Rwanda. Marburg Virus Disease in humans typically has a mortality rate over 80%. It has symptoms similar to Ebola, and no approved vaccines. And ...
NoJoMo 4 in Those Public Entries
Is mah birfday. Yay. I got a duck breast to celebrate. Not only do I feel like Yzma, I’m pretty sure I’m starting to look like her. Are there any perfectly “normal” smells you can’t abide? ...
NoJoMo 3 in Those Public Entries
If you could have played any role in any movie, what would you pick? Little known fact about me: I wanted to be an actor from the time I was a little kid, to about college. I still get an urge ...
NoJoMo 1 and 2 in Those Public Entries
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of “sweet Jeebus, why is he on the ballot again?!”, I shall fear no… Well, not “evil”. Republicans, maybe? …Cut me some slack, I’m not even fi...
My last full day with Nyx and the kittens. in Those Public Entries
Tomorrow at 12:15, I’m turning them over to the Chittenden County Humane Society. It wasn’t an easy choice to make, but ultimately, I feel good about it. Nyx needs a lot of attention that I’m no...
My life with five, six-week-old kittens: in Those Public Entries
Cute lil’ boogers.
OctoPhoMo 6-12 in Those Public Entries
06 Footwear OR Flatware I got new utensils! And they’re rainbow colored! …What can I say, I like a little whimsy. The meal: Tempeh simmered in mushroom sauce, with steamed green beans, served ...
By Stephanie Mencimer On Friday, the Pulitzer Prize–winning author Barbara Kingsolver is headlining a fundraiser for the Harris Victory Fund. She’ll join actress Ashley Judd and former Kentucky...
I think I've figured "I'm Not Voting This Year" out. in Those Public Entries
For anyone who’s sick to death of my “politickal anal-eesis” (my sibling in Christ, I’m right there with you), here’s a real throwback: (I always related to Phoebe. …Yeah, the girl with ADH...
OctoPhoMo 1 thru 5 in Those Public Entries
A little late to the party, but, why not? 1. Purple OR Orange My orange boi, Smudge. Modeling my first, then-in-progress, needle-knitted scarf. 2. Toys OR Teddy Bear I currently have five,...
"I paid that bill against my will." in Those Public Entries
I love when I get an email from my bank, saying “A large expense was incurred” at the beginning of the month. Yeah, babes, I’m aware. It’s called “my mortgage payment.” I don’t need to be remind...
“We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere.” -Elie Wiesel And to anyone abo...
I look like hell... in Those Public Entries
But this picture is too cute not to share. This kitten has really attached itself¹ to me, and I’m going to be crying on November 13th, when I have to surrender all of them to the shelter. ...
What kind of Halloween treats should I get? in Those Public Entries
Good morning Prosebox! I’m in a bit of a pickle. You see, my parents visited over Labor Day week, and while they were here, they took me to Costco (my mom has a membership), and we got, among o...
The One With the Kittens in Those Public Entries
So… Nyx had her kittens on September 1st. Six originally, but one died on Sept. 5th. The other five are doing well: Eyes are open, they’re learning to walk, and they’ll mew at me when I talk ...
I give up. in Those Public Entries
There’s no point in fighting for a better world. No one wants things to get any better; they want to bitch and moan and virtue signal. If things actually did improve, no one would have anything t...
