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Would you like yet another reason why I fucking despise London? Here you go. Yes, that’s right. A pregnant woman was pushed off a bus and punched by a man. Fucking scumbag cunt motherfucker. Seri...

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I write in a journal out in the dangerous wilderness of The Real World. I keep meaning to post some of the stuff I write in that thing here, because my writing style is very different compared to...

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The UK has given five million pounds to aid people affected by the Nepal quake. That’s real nice. Meanwhile, seven thousand people in London alone are sleeping on the streets every night, and yet...

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What’s long, hard, and has cum in it? . . . . . . . . . . Cucumber, you sick fuck.

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Apparently, Bruce Jenner now identifies as a woman. This shocks me, because I didn’t know he even identified as a human, let alone a specific gender. Nepal is hit by a fuck-off earthquake. They r...

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The weather was so sweet up until now, but as soon as I hit my final destination it all goes to shit. My plan is to go into the woods nearby and build myself a bender. What’s a bender? Well, it’s...

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Well. It’s all about Taylor fucking “I’m A Giant Cunt” Swift. This country hick started out as a dumb girl with a cheap guitar, but one platinum album later and she thinks she’s the fucking shit....

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Let’s face it; Guru Murthy has recently made his living by being something of a dick to his interviewees. Just look at his fucking face in this picture: Twitter, predictably, went ape-shit. Half...

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So this is apparently happening. Excuse the fuck me, but there are homeless people in this country that could use that fucking food. I do occasionally go “skipping”. Are you fucking kidding me? F...

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Haven’t seen this yet? Fuck you. I have never had my mind changed so fast. When I found out Abrams was to direct the Star Wars sequels, I was extremely skeptical. This is the man who, whilst admi...

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Back in Somerset once more, the location in the article I previously posted, and it’s hilarious. Goddamn hippies everywhere. I’m not gonna be in this town for much longer, but I thought I’d updat...

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Somerset.

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If I had my way, Justin Beiber would be burned at the stake. Hipsters are “dead”, according to some magazine I read the other day. If fucking only. It’s almost election time. Who fucking cares. N...

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All right. Bear with me because I’m typing this out on my iPod and it’ll probably look like a spasticated retard was let loose on my account. Which is true. I went to Coventry to meet someone I m...

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Could be worse, I suppose. I’ve found myself back in Bath, for some reason. The weather is supposed to be shit hot but it’s been cloudy all day, although the sun is now shining as I write this so...

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1. When you wash your hands, do you use the cold or hot tap? Both, usually. If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not), what celebrity would you most like to take ...

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I’m still in Sussex. This shithole posh-ass rich fuck town called Lewes. Gonna try and head west I think, not sure just yet. I keep changing my mind. One thing is for sure, though, I’m on the ro...

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Birthday to me. I noticed none of you wished me a happy birthday. That’s okay, because I hate you as much as you hate me. Anyway. I changed my name legally. To? Deadpool Special Brew Chimichanga...

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So this guy: Just copped to animal cruelty when it was discovered that thousands of chickens died from overheating when he allowed temperatures to soar beyond 36 degrees Celsius. It has to be a ...

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Fuck you people.

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If you follow me on twitter, and you should, I changed my twitter username from @EdiotFuckYa to @SirDeadOfPool. Just in case you people give any kind of a shit whatsoever.

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Gonna be -7, they reckon. Fuck me. I’m not equipped for this, currently, but soon, as tomorrow I’ll hopefully be getting a new leather trenchcoat. That’ll learn ya, early Spring. Did I show you p...

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Some dickhead in China decided he was going to kick a dog that was sleeping in his parking space, so the dog comes back with reinforcements and righteously fucks up said dickheads car. Check it o...

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Yeah, looks like I fucked my iPod screen already. Too bad. My New Rocks are fucking hench. I love them even more than I love(d) my DMs. Next Friday is my 31st birthday. My plan is to spend the we...

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I hate being horny. I love being horny. I hate being horny. I really need to get laid.

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