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Justin Fucking Bieber. This fucking dunce. Sweet mother of Facepalm Himself. Here. You read this idiot. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2015/oct/01/justin-bieber-debunks-big...

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Feel free to drop in your favorite Adam West as TV’s Batman, the best Batman, by the way, right here! I’ll start. God I love this guy. The 1966 Batmobile was and still is the coolest fuckin...

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Fuck it. Just have a giggle on me. This is me, pretty much, with the music I like: Prick.

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I am not amused. This guy needs some serious attitude readjustment therapy. So, he said if he wins he’s going to send all Syrian refugees back, a complete u-turn on what he said last week. What ...

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Thanks for the well wishes, guys. I’m doing much better. In fact, I’m in the “coughing up phlegm” stage, which is preferable to the “sneezing and snotting all over every fucking thing” stage. Not...

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My leather trench died today. It had a good life, but fuck, it got skanky by the end. Never mind, I have other coats and whatnot, so I’m sure I’ll live. I have a bitch of a head-cold right now. I...

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Except for that. It seems that whenever someone does one of those Reddit-style Ask Me Anything entries, I ask a question and they completely fucking ignore it. On the other hand, I do ask questio...

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So. Last night. Well. First off, I Skyped a small bit with my baby. I love her. She’s great. She’s also completely oblivious to what I’m about to publicly inform her. Last night I got drunk. Noth...

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Because I can. Have you ever been yelled at? Every day, if I’m doing it right. Has a close friend or family member died? Yeah, loads, but nothing hit me as bad as when my father died. He was in ...

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Gasp. It turns out I’m… popular might not be the right word, but people are reading me. This is good. I promise never to tone down the dick jokes.

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Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may G...

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She’s incredible. We’ve never met face-to-face. She lives a million miles away. She has a boyfriend. She’s perfect. I’m crazy in love with her and I don’t fuckin’ care.

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Okay, here’s what we know so far. First of all, if you type David Ca into Google, the autocomplete’s first result is David Cameron pig. This should tell you ALL you need to know, but just in case...

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I know the owner of this site goes apocalyptic if you ever dare try to bring up suggestions, or at least he is to me, but fuck it - who else thinks that the sign-in box doesn’t at all need an ext...

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Two nights ago my Windows Phone was stolen. That’s not even half of the bad news. Apparently, the email address I used with that phone has been linked to someone else’s account, someone here, and...

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Well, I’m not visiting the North any time soon. A new drug-resistant form of gonorrhoea is spreading across the north of the UK like wildfire right now, the breakout being centered in Leeds. Be a...

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And not just for food, snoogans. Being back on the road is great but tiring. I’m heading to Wiltshire, where I may just hole up for the winter. I can relax down there and make money like a pro, s...

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I’m putting some consideration into making a Facebook account. What say thee? Should I do this or will it just be a horrendously bad idea? Vote now in the comments!

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The more I talk to her the harder I fall. This is a spectacularly bad idea. I don’t care.

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Horny as Hell. Can’t function. Blaaaagh.

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I don’t have a lot of time on the library’s computer so I’ll try and make this as quick as I can whislt also crammin’ it full of juicy, hard facts. It is pissing it down out there. I got soaked t...

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Kill me now.

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I can’t believe this is a thing. A campaign has been launched calling for a ban on the development of robots that can be used for sex. I shit you not. Dr Kathleen Richardson said… well, first of ...

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I’m goddamn sober. Something needs to be done about this. The chick who flashed me last night did it again today. I’m gonna have to teach her the meaning of the term “blue balls”. Fuck. The only ...

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