Johnny Carcinogen
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Keanu Plz in Chunky giblets
STAHP.
I...Yep. in Chunky giblets
So basically, if you annoy me in any way whatsoever, regardless of circumstance, you get blocked with a quick “fuck you” thrown in for good measure. Sooner or later you’re all going to be blocked...
Wuugh in Chunky giblets
I’m all over the place. I need to slow down. Sniffs self Damn, bitch, I need to wash! Fucking life. How dare it be cold and sunny at the same time?!?
Doug Winger in Chunky giblets
WARNING Usual “don’t cry here if you’re an easily offended pussy” warning. And you will be offended. You know how Furfags have all that creepy furry art with the giant penises, giant boobs, way ...
School shootings in Chunky giblets
WARNING:This will, once again, offend many of you. If you’re one of them, TOO FUCKING BAD. This isn’t a “safe space”. This is satire. If you are easily offended, or just a whiny fuck, you probabl...
Anton Lundin Pettersson in Chunky giblets
WARNING: This is going to be one of those entries. You know what I’m talking about. Needless to say, whinge elsewhere. On the 22nd of October in the year of our Based Lord, Anton Lundin Pettersso...
RIP my fucking boots in Chunky giblets
Well my new rocks are dying a slow and painful death so being a proponent of euthanasia i plan on putting a metaphorical bullet in their head and buying a pair of trainers today. It’ll be really ...
Fuuuuuuck! in Chunky giblets
Half my phone screen is gone. Not just broken, gone. This means no more ebooks or GBA games. Music is still good and twitter just about works but internet is a bit of a pain. So unless someone ha...
Best-laid plans are for wimps in Chunky giblets
Sutton, South London, 12:33PM I tried to leave. God knows I tried. But I’m still here, and it all has to do with the fact that I spent six hours all night playing Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The...
Have an update in Chunky giblets
Deep south of London. Bit of cash in my pocket. Bought some chargers only to discover that one is the wrong one and the other isn’t even in the packaging. Not to worry, though, they only cost a q...
You fucking idiots in Chunky giblets
Just a handy hint here - the #BoycottStarWarsVII thing? It was a joke. A joke you fell for hook, line and sinker. Way to go, assholes.
Underrepresentation in Chunky giblets
WARNING You will be butthurt by this entry. Needless to say, go fuck yourself. I haven’t got time to wipe your asses for you. If you’re oen of those pink-haired SJW fucktards, cry somewhere the f...
Another stolen survery in Chunky giblets
Because fuck you, I’m Deadpool. What part of pop culture do you wish would just go away? Just about all of it, but definitely the SJW movement. Stop dying your hair smurf-shit blue, stop telling ...
A reminder in Chunky giblets
You can follow my shenanigans on twitter by following @themfbatman. It’s currebtly the only way you’ll see pictures that I have taken. I also upload screenshots of retro games I am currently play...
"Super" in Chunky giblets
People who use the word “super” (IE: I’m super excited!) KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES. That is all.
Reporting in Chunky giblets
Although, really, nothing to report. I’m still in Berkshire, I’m still homeless, my New Rocks are still falling apart, and I’m still bored out of my tiny mind. Although! The weather has started t...
Pokemon in Chunky giblets
Pokémon HOLY SHIT. EDIT Does anyone know what is causing the word Pokémon to autocorrect the accent above the E? I thought it was twitter but it’s autocorrecting on everything.
Totally sucks in Chunky giblets
The computers here in the library of Reading are the worst I have seen since 1996. They all use a terribly old version of Internet Explorer, they are slow as shit, and you only get half an hour a...
What's in a name? in Chunky giblets
WARNING: You’re gonna fucking hate this entry and I don’t care. I am sick of you hipster fucks acting like fucking morons. GROW THE HELL UP. If you’re a twat, and you gave your child a stupid fuc...
Grunged out in Chunky giblets
I’ve definitely regressed. I’m listening to a lot of Soundgarden, Nirvana, Faith No More, Pearl Jam (although, ha, only the first album) Smashing Pumpkins, et al… No real reason for the info, but...
Me in Chunky giblets
Things in Chunky giblets
I am now the proud owner of 174 books, all nice and handy on my phone. This thing truly is my lifeline. I use it to read books, play videogames, check the news, Skype my girlfriend, harass asshol...
News in Chunky giblets
WEell, now, a lot’s happened over the last few days, to me and to others. Let’s have a look at THE NEWS! But first, a little funny.... Some maniac decided it would be a cracking good yarn to ste...
Missing OD in Chunky giblets
When one of us passes we all feel it. Funny how the community there doesnt feel like a community here. In fact, as much as Bruce made me hate OD towards the end there, I can truly say that it fel...
Sex stuff in Chunky giblets
So my girlfriend, because that is what she is now, no point being bashful about it, just made me cum three tines in a row without even being here. That’s what I call progress. Oh and TMI warning ...
