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So Lemmy died, and that was sad, but the overblown fucking hysteria surrounding the memorial was insane, and unwarranted. yeah, he was a good musician, but he wasn’t David Fucking Bowie. Who has ...

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I live in a tent with my dog. Been homeless for sixteen years. When I tell people I’m homeless they say all kinds of stupid, ignorant and rude shit. I’ve been attacked for it, spat on, and genera...

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It occurs to me that Christening your baby is a massive curtailment of freedom of religion. Your baby has no choice in the matter; therefore, by Christening him/her/it, you are in fact forcing hi...

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So the Bee Gees manager has died. I guess he wasn’t… …stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer team up, they would be alloys.

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WARNING - one of those entries. None of your crybaby horseshit plz. Behold, the Mistake of God - Brandon Smith. It’s hard to find a person more boring and edgy than Brandon Smith. He’s a socially...

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Being an ex writer for a music magazine has perks. I have the new Bowie album a week before release. Be jealous, because it’s fucking astounding.

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Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist - “We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.” Waiter - “Why a donkey?” Th...

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You missed my articles on internet fuckery, didn’t you? I know you did. So, with that said… WARNING - you may be offended. Fuck you if you are. Scotty23460, real life name Morgan “Scotty” Hill, a...

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Here, put this in perspective to your comfortable little lives. I just met a bloke with half his skull gone. He struck up a conversation, nice guy. He had seven brain tumours over the course of h...

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So I finally got around to seeing Jurassic World last night. It was fine, pretty good actually, but can someone explain something to me? Why is it that the dinosaurs, whenever there’s a shot from...

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Oh my Gooooooood.... Good job, JJ. Very good job indeed. EDIT!!! Yes, I have seen it. Yes, I’m going again tonight. Yes, it is that damn good.

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Jack Daniels fixes everything! EVERYTHING!

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So I’m watching Mad Max Fury Road with the new missus, a married chick named Debra. Total goth and badass, the best thing that ever happened to me. Okay, she’s married… but to be fair she hates h...

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Sorry about the delay. It seems I’ve missed quite a bit, huh? Well, apologies. I’ve been dealing with insane people and life has been kicking me in the ass for a long time, but the last month has...

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So the chick who was meant to be giving me a tent today turned up and, apologizing, said that the mould had gotten to it and fucked it up. This is an extremely badly timed setback. The weather ha...

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Yeah. We got tossed. Tent is gone and we’re on our own. No problem though. I’m good at this. I had to buy a new phone but it’s okay because this new one is waaaay better. Okay so my train is abou...

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So. Okay so life is good right now. I have a great dog and i have a new phone and three tents and a place to stay if i need it. I’ve actually started thinking in terms of us and we. The dog and i...

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Bought a new phone. More later.

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So now I own this dog. She’s a Japanese Akido cross Staff and she’s going to land me in deep shit. A rescue dog of sorts, her name is Shadow and she’s batshit insane. She nearly ate this little ...

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No entry for you today. Fuck you. You don’t deserve it.

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New guitar.

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Two nights ago I was attacked and bruised in the face because I was homeless. Last night I made nearly £70 and bought food, and a guy I met last night is coming by later to give me a guitar. Suff...

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Enjoy. Woops: A classic trolling method that still works to this day. The basic way Prosebox seems to work for me: Fuck it; have some moar. We have a winner: This one is just straight...

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…the highlight of my week. Also: In case you were in a coma when it was released:

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