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Out with the old and in with the new, in the most violent and disgusting way possible. Apparently my body has just become so accustomed to puking on New Years that it’s decided to make it a tradi...

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My placement test is coming on the 8th and I’ve been trying to get back in the swing of math, haha. I’ve looked up practice tests, and tried my damndest to work them out but I definitely need alg...

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I have given it a lot of thought, very careful thought at that, and I’ve decided to go back to school. I’m 26, every day I look at Dawn and think, “No. No, absolutely not. That’s not me, that can...

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I do not enjoy New York City. Cities in general, but NY in particular, they’re just one of those things that you either really love or REALLY hate. Every time I go, words from my grandfather reso...

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I’m late to the table here, I know, but I finally sat down and read what The View said about nurses. Holy shit. The only thing more offensive and disrespectful than Joy Behar’s uncalled for and c...

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Oh, fuck today. It’s two minutes before ten in the morning and I am already about 745% done with today. TMI warning. Lots of blood and absolute insanity. When I woke up this morning I felt grogg...

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Today has already been a lovely day off. When i woke up it was still snowing, and as of now it continues to do so. I have a giant Forsythia bush that lines my yard bit, and it looks super pretty ...

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I’ve been gone a long time! I haven’t written in i don’t even know how long. Nothing specifically noteworthy has happened, really. Life has just been daily life, and i’ve been enjoying myself who...

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Eric's sister Amanda got married yesterday to her fiance Stuart, aka Stooby Wooby aka Woobs aka Weenie Hut General. I don't think anybody was really aware of his last name until the invites came ...

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The book we're reading in our book club is Whip Smart by Melissa Febos. Essentially the memoirs of a Dominatrix. I'm not a huge fan of her, to be honest. We decided to make it to a halfway point,...

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A woman I work with is seemingly CONSTANTLY complaining about fairness, and the lack of fair play happening at my job. The story is thus. She is hired for a 4pm-12am shift and at the last minut...

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Boy this diary thing sure makes me sound like a lazy asshole lmfao. I never write about work in here so all my entires are "Today i did nothing" "Today i took a shower." lmao i swear to god i act...

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So yesterday was Eric's sister Colleen's due date, or, would have been her due date had Killian not died at 7 months. Inexplicably. Nobody really knows why she died, and if Colleen or Mike know, ...

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New and totally expected development: I cannot be trusted with a ride on mower. Especially when it has a trailer attached to it. I'd never driven it before, so when i tried to start it, it would...

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Several things to write about. Firstly, Happy Father's Day to dads everywhere. Enjoy your gadgets and gizmos and ties and gift cards and power tools. I got my dad a book, a comic, and a photogra...

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Darby decided to walk across my keyboard because he is a brat. Poll Question: Is strength really strength if someone is giving it to you solely for their sexual gratification? I recently joined...

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I hate going to the doctor in general. For anything. The only doctor I don't mind all that much is my dermatologist, namely because she never tells me to get naked, but also because she is no-non...

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If I could take Chantix just for the weird dreams I'd take it forever. I think I met Satan again, or a demon, or something ludicrous like that. In any case this time was stranger than any, and...

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Third weird Chantix dream! This one was by far the most entertaining. I think my favorite part so far about Chantix dreams, is how insanely vivid they are, everything is CRYSTAL clear. When I w...

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I can't believe i forgot to write about these!!!!! I wrote the first one on facebook so luckily i was able to copy paste, but the second one was just this morning. The screwy dreams are the 2nd b...

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Where cooking is concerned, I'm usually not very skilled. I don't have that natural ability. I can follow a recipe well enough, but to just whip something up out of leftovers isn't something i'm ...

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A close friend since childhood texted me the other day. I should have known better, she only texts me when she wants something. What feels like a hundred years ago, when we were in high school, s...

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Ugghhhhhhhhhh. I got an invitation in the mail to a baby shower that i desperately do not want to go to. I'd sacrifice a lamb to Satan right now if i knew it'd make them forget they invited me. ...

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I got my hair cut yesterday and i don't like it :C It's shorter than i wanted. But as someone who went to beauty school i'm aware that it's my own fault lol. I told her to take off what's dead, a...

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I ate Pupusa's for lunch, and all i have to say is my life has changed forever. Most delicious things i've ever tasted. Also i just took my second dose of medication. I take Humira for psoriasis...

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