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If you strain just hard enough to listen, there will be the sound of lonely trumpet far off in the distance.

I have set my life upon a cast and I will stand the hazard of the die.

Richard the 3rd

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I’ve had an off day today. I haven’t been able to bring myself to do anything, productive or otherwise. Tried to play games earlier but couldn’t even work up the interest. Too distracted for read...


Nah, I do. I just needed a good headline to rant about my early morning asshole encounter. I’ve lived in Olympia for over 6 years now and only just this morning did I have my first encounter with...


February 04, 2015

Poll! Sex or Sense? in Boredoms

A couple of dudes at one of my stores were doing a “would you rather…” thing with each other and the one they decided to poll me on is: “Would you rather be able to have sex with anyone you want ...


February 01, 2015

FOOTBALL!!!! in Boredoms

(Drops to the ground and convulses wildly) Foooooootbaaaaaaalllllll!!!! GUGUUGHSHSHDL:hjdhKJAHSD!


January 26, 2015

February looms in Give me your soul

Loosely based on board game “Disaster Looms”. February is going to be fraught with feelings and things. A good friend of mine is moving away the exact week I start rehearsals for the show and, un...


January 23, 2015

Random late night entry in Boredoms

I’ve been having lots of knotty tension in my stomach lately, which I believe means I’m feeling stressed. I think I’ve nailed it down, mostly, to my feelings about myself; feelings which have alw...


December 31, 2014

Overthinking in Boredoms

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, at least some part of that being I didn’t feel like I had anything interesting to write about. That’s why I have trouble keeping in touch with peopl...


September 25, 2014

Oy sur-vey! in Boredoms

How old will you be in five years? 35 Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Nobody! Hah. How tall are you? 5‘7” What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Gosh, nothing re...


September 03, 2014

Jesus F-in Christ! in Give me your soul

I went to an audition yesterday. It was a dual audition for two productions: Uncle Vanya and The Last Days of Judas Iscariot. It was fun, I very much enjoyed it. I got insider information from my...


August 18, 2014

Black market organs in Boredoms

Earlier this week I heard from someone of an opportunity to make 35,000 by selling a testicle. I believe it was for a legitimate medical purpose (maybe transplants or something?) but I choose to ...


July 28, 2014

It's okay to Survey in Boredoms

1 - What is your earliest memory? I don't know if this is a memory or not but I had a flash recently of my mom and dad fighting (I was 3 when they divorced so it must be pretty damn early. And I ...


July 19, 2014

Quantum Leap in Boredoms

One of my favorite shows, strong nostalgic ties to my younger days. I've been watching through it again recently (I own all 5 seasons) and, while I still love it dearly, I can't help asking quest...


So I auditioned for a show today (more like a showcase made of multiple small plays) for the first time in...around 8 years. It was pretty nerve wracking but I had fun. The good news is that I wo...


July 15, 2014

Just the tip! in Boredoms

Another "someone at work pissed me off" entry! This one guy at one of my stores likes to ask me way too much personal stuff. Today, he started out asking me about my weekend (pretty usual) and I ...


July 12, 2014

I'm a lobster! in Boredoms

For the first time in a very, very long time I got sunburned pretty bad. Normally, my half-Mexican sun resistance prevents all but the most subtle of sunburns but daaaaamn! I went to go take a sh...


June 27, 2014

Packing day! in Boredoms

I thought I'd give a shot at a normal entry about my lame day to day stuff. I'm moving tomorrow and I only just today started doing anything. Since 10:30 I've been cleaning and packing and cleani...


June 22, 2014

World Peace! in Boredoms

I am a well-known (among my friends) non-believer in the possibility of world peace. It's a nice dream for people to chase, one they can never reach and therefore can chase forever. I got a list ...


June 11, 2014

Commercials... in Boredoms

It's like bad reality TV...I watch these things because I hate them and I find pleasure in making fun of them or complaining about how awful they are. There's a trend in them, though, which I see...


June 10, 2014

Because I'm immature in Boredoms

Earlier today I saw a campaign sign for a man named Rick Hole. I don't know if his full name is Richard or not but if so I think he should have gone with Dick. Yeah, a person with serious politic...


June 09, 2014

Con-Fi-Dence in Boredoms

One of my favorite words, that is. I can't even begin to guess how many times in my life I've been told I just need more of it. Sure, I suppose I do. It's not that I've never tried, though, which...


I had a weird feeling at work today. I thought about random things and they made me weirdly angry. My body heat went crazy high and I had to cut things short and get home before I exploded. I rea...


My roommate gave me an ultimatum today: either I get over my long streak of anti-social, withdrawn behavior and hang out with him again or I find a new place to live. Even if I thought I could wi...


June 01, 2014

Not terribly bad in Boredoms

Beware, any regular readers, for this one isn't a mad rant about anything. Instead I had a nice night last night. I started out bleh enough with work. I don't normally work Fridays but since it ...


So, a few weeks ago a had a tiff with my mom who is upset because I do not keep in touch very well. It's nothing personal, really, it's just that I have nothing to say. My life is very stagnant a...


Most of the time I find their articles amusing and, every so often, they can make a good point by talking about little-addressed issues. Then they do this kind of thing a lot, too: http://www.cr...


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