ICanDoASumbersault ⋅ 40 ⋅
If you strain just hard enough to listen, there will be the sound of lonely trumpet far off in the distance.
I have set my life upon a cast and I will stand the hazard of the die.
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Intimacy Issues in Boredoms
So, Allison and I have been seeing each other for over 3 weeks now. We hit the ground running, already at 3rd base from the beginning. Now there’s something off with me, though, and I don’t real...
I still exist! in Boredoms
I’ve been very bad about getting on here as often as I want. The main reason for that is my dating situation has changed. Somewhat recently, I met another woman on OKC who messaged me if you can ...
Car Accident in Boredoms
I got into a lovely car accident on the way to work today (get ready for pictures. BLOOD WARNING). A truck in the opposite late drifted into mine, I swerved to avoid but wasn’t able to in time an...
Who really needs money? in Boredoms
Time once again for an update. Let’s see…for those of you familiar with my life, things between Roxy and I are pretty lukewarm. I’m not really sure she’s very into me anymore. But, about a week a...
Bring me my survey! in Boredoms
How old are you? 30 Do you consider yourself mature for your age? Not even remotely. I hold down a job and pay bills and shit and after that I watch cartoons and eat ice cream LIKE I SAID I WOULD...
Survey the day away in Boredoms
What color is your toothbrush? Kinda greenish. Name one person who made you smile today: Nobody so far. It’s been a shit one. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Working What were you doing...
Veterans of Cupcake Wars in Boredoms
Those that remember serving in the Cupcake Wars remember only blood…blood and frosting, covering the battlefields So, I had a pretty long work day (due to helping out with an extra store) but th...
Chocolate-Covered Almonds in Boredoms
I bought 2/3 a pound of em today. Pick-A-Mix…but I had to be boring and not get a mix of anything. I just wanted the almonds. When I got home today some high-level douche parked his car in such ...
Zombeaver Bear in Boredoms
Let’s get this out of the way: yes I did watch Zombeavers on Netflix the other day. And I made someone else watch it with me. I had to, it looked so terrible. It actually wasn’t bad in it’s own w...
I guess an update is in order in Boredoms
Okay! So…uh…life updates. I moved from the house in the middle of nowhere with the god awful internet to an apartment with bonkers good internet. Also the apartment itself is cool and even though...
There's a reason I'm single in Boredoms
It’s because I’m an idiot. It’s because I’m 30 and I act like a fucking child. I had another date with Roxy today after work and I fucking blew it. She had talked before about how much she liked ...
I had a date! in Boredoms
I haven’t done the date thing in…essentially ever because all my past relationships have been very unorthodox. Usually by the time I’m going out with someone it’s because we’ve know each other fo...
Covert Surverylance. in Boredoms
(I spelled it wrong on purpose, shut up.) 1) Do you like your first name? It’s okay, I guess. 2) Have you ever broken a bone? How? When I was in Jr. High I dropped off a car point (intentionally)...
Size does in fact matter in Boredoms
A risky saying, I know, but I really believe it does. I keep getting the word average thrown at me when that comes up. Like average is something to be proud of? Average is boring. It’s one of the...
Don't talk about your wang in Boredoms
“Even in my prime my penis was never anything to write home about.” “That would be an odd thing to write home about…“ “Dear mother and father, Things are well with me, the job is going good and I...
What else would I do on a Friday? in Boredoms
IF YOU WERE CAUGHT CHEATING, WOULD YOU FESS UP? I’d likely confess before I was caught. Guilt, yo. THE LAST TIME YOU HONESTLY FELT BROKEN? When Jo stopped talking to me. ARE YOU CRAVING SOMETHING...
Shouldn't have done that... in Boredoms
So, I watched the video of Judas I got on Monday and it…was odd. I didn’t like myself at all. I went into it trying to see me the way everyone has been saying I was but I couldn’t. I sounded so f...
Much photos! in Boredoms
Just a bunch of photos from Judas. Being on stage is one of the few times I like being photographed. Me being sad. Me and Satan, lookin’ to get laid. Mother Theresa and El-Fayoumy My mom, Hen...
Judas No More in Boredoms
The very last piece of the show is over. We met up today to go over the show, what we thought was great or what needed work. Mostly, we just showered each other with compliments as best we could....
Post-mortem in Boredoms
So, it’s done. The show is over. I was delighted to see a friend I didn’t know for sure was going to come was able to for my last night. We struck the set right after and it only took us about 90...
The Last Days in Boredoms
Only two more performances left, I’m feeling super sad already. The most important night has passed already (the night where Kelly, James and Stephani came). I hit my best stride that night and I...
Jesus, Judas...close enough. in Boredoms
First weekend of the show is done, all we have left is the week (excluding Monday) and then Saturday and it’s over. I feel sad already. Today I overheard our stage manager and director talking ab...
Shut up and take my survey! in Boredoms
A) What does the last text you sent say? “Take it 10 seconds at a time.” B) What does the last text you received say? “You’re a hooker?!” C) What time do you wake up most mornings? If I must wake...
The Sin of Despair in Boredoms
My show opens on the 11th of April, that’s very close now. I’m not really nervous…the show is in a bit of a shambles still and a recent change to the layout of the set is forcing us to re-block e...
1st Week of Rehearsals in Boredoms
Rehearsals for my play started Monday (which I have been hungry for since September) and I’m feeling good about it. We’re still experiencing a small issue with a part that refuses to remain cast ...
