Pusscat5862 ⋅ 59 ⋅
Female. Happily married. Animal/women/disabled/earth/LGBTQ+ supporter. Working f/t self-employed. 100% Atheist. Loves teddy bears, horror/psycho books and films, Monster drink, PG Tips tea. Hates any sort of coffee including in food, discrimination/cruelty to animals. Weird sense of humour! I'm on Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram and Threads: @stickybear5660 CounterSocial:@LittleFatty
Thomas Bailey Aldrich - Flower and Thorn 1882.
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Hilarious Wife! Take One! in Killing Myself Laughing!
We were in Morrisons Cafe yesterday. We all know those little sachets that are impossible to open! The first sachet of vinegar went all over the table and me and none on the food! The second sach...
Hilarious Husband! Take Two! in Killing Myself Laughing!
Yesterday hubby and I took a day off work and jumped on the 9:06am train to Skipton, Yorkshire. We’ve been before. Lovely ride through beautiful countryside past sheep and cows etc. Trolley lady ...
Hilarious Husband! Take One! in Killing Myself Laughing!
Yesterday when we finished our shifts at work at 4, we walked to the local Spar for some shopping. As we were passing the cakes etc. I asked him ‘’Do you want any cakes or anything?!’‘ and he r...
Thanks A Bunch To The Chemist! in YES YES YES!
There’s been a lot of disruption for staff and customers when Boots recently closed and became some other healthcare name which I can’t remember the name of for some reason. Prescription mix ups...
The Good News Is... in WEEEE!
While it’s still 21.1 C. here, at 1:38pm, last night it started cooling down and actually became quite chilly which was lovely! We still had the livingroom and bedroom windows wide open and somet...
OMG! I Can't Believe It! in YES YES YES!
I enter for hundreds of online competitions and freebies each year, most days I put in for something but very rarely win anything although I do get quite a lot of freebies. On Saturday 22nd Jun...
Has Anyone Got A Machine Gun?! in BAH HUMBUG!
There’s this fly here that’s been buzzing me for hours, always on my skin and in my face and head! Another at home in bed!
Yesterday 24th June... in I Can't Stand Them!
It was 20.1 C. and was absolutely scorching. I HATE sun/heat/summers, it makes me physically ill and makes my rheumatoid/osteo and back pain worse. I was in Boots yesterday, although the chemist ...
Having Time Off! in WEEEE!
Hubby and I are SOOO looking forward to the 1st and 2nd of July! We’re always at work Monday to Saturday, 8am to 5pm, month after month, year after year, utterly knackered and to be honest, bored...
Spreadsheets! in YES YES YES!
I’m still working on the computer spreadsheets for hours at a time, Monday - Saturday; still aligning everything, colour-coordinating, numerical and alphabetical ordering etc. but am getting th...
Here At My Shop in YES YES YES!
I can literally go weeks without anyone buying any paint brushes, then today I sold 5 within an hour!
Special Times For Cat People! in Killing Myself Laughing!
1- When they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out. 2- When they smelled something weird and they make a stinky face. 3- When they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs...
I Scream With Boredom 2! in BAH HUMBUG!
This morning at work once I set up everything at my shop - my laptop, the till, card machine etc. and made our window cleaner a hot drink I spent 3 hours doing our monthly business accounts/bookk...
I Scream With Boredom! in BAH HUMBUG!
Here at work I’m having to work on the spreadsheets again which I don’t have a problem with but over time I’ve typed up over 1,000 entries with all kinds of details on each entry and now they hav...
Absolutely PIDDLING down here and I love it! It’s 11 C and windy too!
Bird Song! in YES YES YES!
In bed this morning listening to the birdie’s singing and it sounded like one said ‘’is he in?’‘ And the second one replied ‘’Urm Urm Maybe!’‘ I love their little voices!
It's 2:05 pm in WEEEE!
Here at work. It’s a long and slow and boring day, weather is 12.8 C. I’m getting painful leg cramps and freezing cold because of menopause so have eaten a bit of Colmans Mustard to ease the cram...
Things You Can't Do No Matter Now Much You Try! in BAH HUMBUG!
1-No matter how many times I’ve tried it over the years I just can’t cut pizza! Whether the pizza base is hard or soft I can’t cut them with a knife of any sort and I can’t use actual pizza cutte...
It's 12.2 C. in WEEEE!
And it’s going to absolutely PIDDLE down here at any moment! It was last night and I’ve got one of those thick ‘’swimmy’‘ headaches so I know for sure we’ll be having loads more rain! I LOVE rai...
She’s A Nasty Bit Of Work So I Gave Her A Bollocking! in YES YES YES!
A few minutes ago I was hanging around outside our shop, there was no customers in and I was stood there with a mug of Cup-a-Soup. The pavements and roads outside are very narrow and lumpy and di...
Lady was our local professional doggy groomer, she’s a really nice lady and her grooming is top class, we’ve never seen a doggy coming out unhappy or looking like a totally different breed as we’...
I Was Late For Work This Morning! in BAH HUMBUG!
VERY rare for me! I’d had another rough night with menopause, or as I call it, pesterpause! Up and down in the night needing the loo and drinks, utterly knackered! I’d again got up about 5:20am...
Breakfast Time! in Killing Myself Laughing!
We have 3 coldwater fish, Nosher, Jaws and Fangs. Fangs is small and pink, Nosher is like a shark and Jaws is quite big, black and orange. Little Fangs is quiet and polite and usually holds back ...
It Was Beautiful! in YES YES YES!
We had a gorgeous storm over here last night! Loads of thunder lightening and rain! I loved it! Thankfully our little cat isn’t bothered by it. She was snoring on the livingroom windowsill and i...
Strange Dream Last Night! in BAH HUMBUG!
I don’t know where I was but it was at night time. Someone told me my flat had been broken into by ”The Intruder” as he was known as he had a reputation for breaking into blocks. I ran home and h...