Pusscat5862 ⋅ 59 ⋅
Female. Happily married. Animal/women/disabled/earth/LGBTQ+ supporter. Working f/t self-employed. 100% Atheist. Loves teddy bears, horror/psycho books and films, Monster drink, PG Tips tea. Hates any sort of coffee including in food, discrimination/cruelty to animals. Weird sense of humour! I'm on Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram and Threads: @stickybear5660 Bluesky: @needlefelter59.bsky.social
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History of the word ''fart''. in Killing Myself Laughing!
While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...
History of the word ''fart''. in Killing Myself Laughing!
While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...
Not All Farts Are The Same! in Killing Myself Laughing!
Some slide out real smoothly with no sound at all. You have no idea where they land. There are the ones that stomp their way out, at 100 mph, ripping off skin and tiny chunks of bone. The noise ...
True story! in Killing Myself Laughing!
‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’
True story! in Killing Myself Laughing!
‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’
Can Barely Keep My Peepers Open! in BAH HUMBUG!
I went to bed early last night, a few minutes after 6 as the pesterpause .... I mean menopause had been dragging me through hell again. I arrived home from work just after 4 and had a small dinn...
Now I Know Exactly Where My Beanie Hats Are At All Times! in WEEEE!
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Heads Up! in YES YES YES!
I’ve never been one for losing things, I’m forever tapping my pockets or handbag to make sure I’ve got my 4 essentials - keys, purse phone and glasses but the one thing I regularly lose are my B...
RIP in BAH HUMBUG!
little fish, Jaws who sadly passed over the Rainbow Bridge on Saturday 28th September 2024. You were the last in your tank. Swim free with all your little brothers and sisters. Wopsie mummy an...
YES! in YES YES YES!
It’s 2:04pm so being Saturday there’s only a few hours until 4 here at work then tomorrow is have-a-lazy-arsed-lay-in morning!
It's 15 C. Here at 3:05pm. in YES YES YES!
Torrential rain, winds and cold all night and day and OMG I love it! I’m at work on a 10 minute break wearing a padded light coat, trousers and a Beanie hat so I’m cold but cosy and stuffing my...
I Know This Is A Really Personal Thing To Say! in I Can't Stand Them!
But thank heavens for tubes of Clotrimazole! Thrush has been driving me absolutely INSANE! It’s non-sexual because it’s the menopause causing it. I’ve got it twice in one year! Swollen … or fee...
Early Hours Nibbles. in Menopause! Be Gone, Demons!
Because of the menopause again, early hours I was sat on the edge of the bed with my bedside lamp off while hubby and cat were snoring and I scoffed a brown buttered bun with bacon and sweetcorn...
Dopey Hubby! in Killing Myself Laughing!
For the billionth time in his 63 years on this planet, my hubby again, yesterday, lost his keys! He had a great big wooden keying attached so it’s not like just one small key! He turned the pla...
OUCH! in BAH HUMBUG!
While the facial bruising and swelling is now easing, I’m now finding the rest of my entire body is aching and hurting considerably!
I Am The Great Wopsie, in Killing Myself Laughing!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXQpnYNWQAAmoRd?format=jpg&name=360x360 Fluff queen extraordinaire. This is my chair and I’m having a kip with Charlie the chimp!
It’s 2:45pm here at work and we’re having torrential hailstorms!
HA! in Killing Myself Laughing!
I don’t fart … I’m a creaking door special effects vibratory technician!
The facial bruising and swelling is now turning coal black and I managed to have a kip last night!
I Don't Know Where To Put Myself At The Moment! in BAH HUMBUG!
Last night I bloody well fell down the stairs, smashing the left side of my face on the right handlebar of my 4-wheeled seated Rollator! I was in a crumpled heap on the floor in agony! Hubby m...
Little Wopsie in Killing Myself Laughing!
gob-smacked me this morning! She was on hubby’s armchair while I prepared her brekkie. I bought it in and said ‘’beloved has Chocka-Chicken with Duck’‘. Her little eyes lit up and she said OH W...
We're Absolutely Knackered Already! in BAH HUMBUG!
We were at work again yesterday from 6:30am to 5pm and then went home, fed our pets/spent time with them, had our dinner then came back to work for another 3 hours until finishing at 9pm because...
I'm Baaaack! in BAH HUMBUG!
Back from the doctor. My blood pressure is normal as usual, they’ve taken bloods & I have to drop a wee sample back tomorrow morning, so now I wait …!
NOOOOO! in BAH HUMBUG!
It’s 9:57am and have to be with the doctor for 10:45 for a check-up. I’m dreading it as they always want to stuff me with even more pills/tablets/potions with what I’m already on! I don’t mind...
Smug Twit! in YES YES YES!
My 63 year old hubby has a sister who is … I’m not sure … about 61 and they have a brother who is somewhere between 12-15 years younger than my hubby and his sister. Sister has an adult son and ...
