
Krud
Bipedal carbon-based lifeform. As far as you know.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Tweetily-deetily-deets in I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter™... Spray!
Overheard at office: “I prefer warm weather over cold, because I can always take off enough to cool down, but I can only put on so much to keep warm.” I’m… pretty sure this is the opposite of rea...
These are getting shorter... in I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter™... Spray!
…because most of my timeline’s getting crankier and/or more political. (Note I left in one or two of those, so before anyone complains, just be glad I left out 98% of them.) The dinosaurs didn’t ...
Disclaimer before you continue: There are no politics in the following entry. But it took some doing. The past few months (or year) have been… weird. To put it mildly. And a lot of my tweets have...
I figure it’s been a while since I’ve done of these, partly because life has been a tad bit more stressful lately, for various reasons, both political and personal. (You know the politics have ra...
I Can't Remember What Hashtags Do Here in I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter™... Spray!
(So I wrote them out in longhand.) - Boss [whenever asked about plans, scheduling, etc.] “Let me rub my magic lamp…” Me [in my head]: “That’s NOT how magic lamps WORK!…“ - If most people’s ideas ...
My Dragon Pal And Me in Things That Aren't Mine But That I Have Things To Say About
This song has been stuck in my head for weeks. I haven’t decided whether I mind or not. Anyway, Tim Omundson* is one of my favorite erstwhile villains now. (thank you to TellTaleHeart for th...
(That is a total lie, btw. As you will soon see.) Future me is often a disappointment to past me, but to be fair, it’s often because past me was such an inconsiderate jerk to future me. My favo...
Anyone who trusts their senses implicitly has never had their smartphone vibrate when it wasn’t. If I were an AI running The Matrix, I would make sure to implant the idea for a mediocre trilogy ...
Now With A Smidge Too Much Hashtaggery in I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter™... Spray!
So in lieu of brand-spanking-new material [not that I condone brand-spanking], I’ve put together a handful of tweets, but this time I wanted to share some of the ones that involved hashtag games....
Now With Additional Non-Tweetener in I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter™... Spray!
Some of the tweets below, I’ve slightly expounded on in [brackets]. You’re under no obligation to read the expanded content (or, indeed, any content whatsoever. You are still your own person.) -=...
Making A Hash Of Things in I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter™... Spray!
There's no I in "team," but there is a "patio" in "participation," so I'm gonna go sit out on that. When life hands you lemons, make lemon pepper braised tilapia with brown rice and steamed su...
(Wow, that song is a lot creepier the other way around.) So, not long after I started doing the online journaling thing again, something happened that I might write about in a less public venue,...
Okay, this is... well, hmm. Let me start by saying that I am not an expert where proper grammar usage is concerned. I generally write like I talk, and like most people I talk in a way that gets t...
I am rather reluctant to criticize literature. I have a lot to learn, myself, and any time I point a finger there are three fingers pointing back at me. (And a thumb pointing to the person on my ...
I'm Walken Here! in Things That Aren't Mine But That I Have Things To Say About
(Well, I'm not. Nor am I Walken. I apologize for the misinformation in the subject header.) The first time I can recall being fully cognizant of the wonder that was Christopher Walken, it was wh...
I know I just did one of these a few days ago, but that was just a test run that spanned a three- week period in January. So this one should get us up to speed. Not that this is a necessary state...
Hot Sax Footage in Things That Aren't Mine But That I Have Things To Say About
(Or "Wham!? Man! Thank You, Band.") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXziMFEqX0 Three things I love about this video: Just the whole concept of re-imagining 80's songs as early 20th century m...
[Brownie points to whomever can name the movie the title is from.] [Note: once in a while I will expound upon a tweet, if I feel the tweet was insufficient or I just have the urge to say more. B...