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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Cocaine Toothache Drops in Hello
I’m reading The Big Book Of Vice. In this one, each section is broken down into drugs, alcohol, sex, etc… It goes into the history of how all came about. The one I found most interesting was W...
8 AM Hurry Hurry in Hello
My freaking mouth is hurting. It’s two teeth part of a bridge or crown or whatever you call it. Last week(?) I bit down on a hard part of a chicken tender from Popeyes. The pain has since inc...
Wanna Come Back To My Place... in Hello
And snuggle my Grover? Chris Titus’ gig was hilarious. His opening act was Rachel Bradford, his wife. I’ve seen her before with him. She’s darkly hilarious. Case in point: Get someone wh...
And The Votes Are In in Hello
9 People for hand wash 4 People for dishwasher 3 People for both. I feel fucking awful. Head cold/body is super fatigued. Bit down on a hard piece of food today so my mouth hurts. Then found o...
Dishwasher or by hand? Go!
Release...Me... in Hello
Scary alien noises 1:05 AM It was nights like this when laying on my bunk in jail, tummy rumbling a bit, that I’d want a sandwich. Now as a free man… I’m too lazy to peel myself off the couch ...
Son Of A Bitch Or Mommy's First Comedy Show in Hello
Lewis Black was hilarious as usual. My third time seeing him, first time at a comedy club. The first two shows I saw him at the VBC. The sound was a bit off on that second show so it was hard ...
Fat Chance in Hello
snaps fingers No lazy for you! I forgot tonight is the Lewis Black gig at Standup Live. Now I have to get things for a preshow cookout. Fuck…
Still beat from yesterday. Ended up needing to go to the store anyway. So much for being lazy today. My lower back is still stiff (and sore) from the drive. Made tacos for dinner. The seasonin...
Letter To Annette From Claude in Hello
RDR2 reference there. Boy am I fuggin tired! A lot of driving! I didn’t realize that Madam Tussaud’s was part of Opry Mills Mall. Still though, had fun. I got a picture of wax Elvis pinchin...
I'm In Nashville in Hello
Currently at Opry Mills Mall resting. Madam Tussaud’s was cool but too short. Two hour drive back to town, eat dinner at Ichiban then drive my aunt back out to Hazel Green. Then back home. ...
I Dunno Edit in Hello
I’ve been thinking over some things that we covered in the outpatient program. Matthew Perry’s death was a subject as it was all fresh in our minds. I never was a fan of the show Friends but I ...
Private Note From Last Entey in Hello
Okay I’m about to be that one jerk who tells you that you deserve it. I’m sorry, block me if you want. My sister’s murderer was high when he hit her, the asshole didn’t even get a traffic ticket!...
DUI: The Gift That Keeps On Giving in Hello
An insurance adjuster for my accident called me this afternoon. The other party (c’mon, the person I wrecked into) isn’t accepting the payout Progressive is offering. He got information about m...
Never Fails in Hello
I was snoozing good. Woke up to pain in my upper mouth. I have a bridge where some dental work was done years ago and now that area hurts bad. Fuuuck I don’t want to see the dentist. Hopefully I ...
He Was A Camera in Hello
That looked through the lens of madness. Vincent Van Gogh was only 37 when he shot and killed himself. No matter what, this scene always brings me to tears.
I’ve been up since 3:30 AM yesterday. Took mom out cause she was getting cabin fever. We went to the family plot to visit deceased loved ones then on a whim (she wasn’t ready to go home) I dro...
Did You Know... in Hello
That there are unicorns on the moon? Seriously! It was in the papers! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Moon_Hoax I’m in the middle of The Big Book Of Hoaxes. One more Big Book Of then they g...
Canned Soup Or Weak Tea? in Hello
Oi. Got a bill in the mail for my blood work. Dunno if I mentioned, thought I might have had Hep C. Luckily I don’t, just low Vitamin D. The bill was close to $300. Ah, good ole American healt...
Why Do I Confuse Timothy Olyphant For Walter Goggins? in Hello
Took the free 90 day prime video and spent four hours watching the Fallout TV show. Time well spent. Currently enjoying a chocolate ice cream cone. My sleep is off again. I meant to go to bed ...
Righteous! in Hello
Deadpool and Wolverine is hilarious! Speaking of humor, here’s some from down Southland.
Let's Rock! in Hello
Scored a ticket for Bad Religion on Oct. 1st. Oh ya!
The Big Book Of British Smiles in Hello
Anyone remember these? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Book_Of I checked out six of them from the library. While reading the Scandal book there is a story about Clarence Thomas and Anita H...
That's Cuz Yer A Dummy! in Hello
Oh. Ohhh. OHHHHH. Ate too much at dinner. That was stupid.
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked in Hello
3:04 AM Can’t sleep even though I got up after 7 AM. My knees feel mushy. I did an almost two mile walk today. It’s nice that the temp has been in the 80’s but good lawd was it still humid. T...
