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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Dentist went well. Apparently I was the talk of the office. Last week when he was working on my mouth he hit an infected area that was untouched by the antibiotics. I oozed for a while as he ...
Killing Time in Hello
Dentist in a little over an hour. The eye twitch is driving me bonkers. I’m ready to duct tape it shut.
Hilarity Ensues. (Edit) in Hello
I want to see a dwarf Terminator. That exoskeleton would be cool or odd. I can’t quite figure that out… Later… I’m about to scoop out my damn eye with a melon baller. The twitch will no...
After getting the tree cut, yard cleaned up and myself and mom cleaned up she decided we should go out to eat instead of cook. We went to Cajun Steamer and I was a bit let down. They’ve change...
After getting the tree cut, yard cleaned up and myself and mom cleaned up she decided we should go out to eat instead of cook. We went to Cajun Steamer and I was a bit let down. They’ve change...
Pay For It Later in Hello
No, paying for it now. So we had super serial storms come through. I mean SUPER SERIAL! I read the conspiracy theory that Redstone Arsenal controls the weather here and I’m inclined to believ...
Animal Eating Immigrants Part Dueax in Hello
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Animal Eating Immigrants in Hello
Cat, dog, rat. Whatever the SA population is putting in the tacos, keep it up! Tastes good! I watched that debate with a smile. Mainly cause I was high on pain pills. In all fairness, Kam...
Jail Journals 2 in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Saturday April 20th 16 Days In, 74 Days Out It’s 4/20. If I was at home I’d spend it stoned and relaxed. Instead I’m incarcerated with lower back pain. Anyways, leave it to a Pixar film to...
Addvice (Lyrics And Video) in Hello
I couldn’t have written this better myself. There are a few lines that really hit home for me. Especially the part about promising myself to do better tomorrow and the road back from rock bottom...
Jail Journals 1 in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Wednesday April 17th 13 Days In, 77 Days Out FINALLY! Commissary came tonight and I got pen and paper. Granted the pen sucks to hold on to, I can finally jot my thoughts down and all the craz...
I Really Needed That in Hello
Yesterday I woke up after four or five hours of sleep after being awake for damn near two days. Somehow I was alert and had energy, till about 4 PM that is. I was kicking back in my chair, nod...
5:41 AM and still feeling the effects of some pain pills I took throughout the day. The toothache comes and goes. I was dumb and made ribs for dinner. Lots of pulling meat off the bone with t...
Pleasure Or Pain in Hello
Saw the dentist. Going back Tuesday for a root canal and a new crown. He hooked me up with some horse pill sized antibiotics and eight pain killers. I can tell I’ve been off substances for a ...
Cocaine Toothache Drops in Hello
I’m reading The Big Book Of Vice. In this one, each section is broken down into drugs, alcohol, sex, etc… It goes into the history of how all came about. The one I found most interesting was W...
8 AM Hurry Hurry in Hello
My freaking mouth is hurting. It’s two teeth part of a bridge or crown or whatever you call it. Last week(?) I bit down on a hard part of a chicken tender from Popeyes. The pain has since inc...
Wanna Come Back To My Place... in Hello
And snuggle my Grover? Chris Titus’ gig was hilarious. His opening act was Rachel Bradford, his wife. I’ve seen her before with him. She’s darkly hilarious. Case in point: Get someone wh...
And The Votes Are In in Hello
9 People for hand wash 4 People for dishwasher 3 People for both. I feel fucking awful. Head cold/body is super fatigued. Bit down on a hard piece of food today so my mouth hurts. Then found o...
Dishwasher or by hand? Go!
Release...Me... in Hello
Scary alien noises 1:05 AM It was nights like this when laying on my bunk in jail, tummy rumbling a bit, that I’d want a sandwich. Now as a free man… I’m too lazy to peel myself off the couch ...
Son Of A Bitch Or Mommy's First Comedy Show in Hello
Lewis Black was hilarious as usual. My third time seeing him, first time at a comedy club. The first two shows I saw him at the VBC. The sound was a bit off on that second show so it was hard ...
Fat Chance in Hello
snaps fingers No lazy for you! I forgot tonight is the Lewis Black gig at Standup Live. Now I have to get things for a preshow cookout. Fuck…
Still beat from yesterday. Ended up needing to go to the store anyway. So much for being lazy today. My lower back is still stiff (and sore) from the drive. Made tacos for dinner. The seasonin...
Letter To Annette From Claude in Hello
RDR2 reference there. Boy am I fuggin tired! A lot of driving! I didn’t realize that Madam Tussaud’s was part of Opry Mills Mall. Still though, had fun. I got a picture of wax Elvis pinchin...
I'm In Nashville in Hello
Currently at Opry Mills Mall resting. Madam Tussaud’s was cool but too short. Two hour drive back to town, eat dinner at Ichiban then drive my aunt back out to Hazel Green. Then back home. ...
