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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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The Continuing Adventures Of Molly Mildew And The Spores in Hello
Today’s Adventure: Bleach Won’t Cure This Our tale opens in a small, unsuspecting apartment in Madison, Alabama. The second apartment was a one bedroom and good lawd the smell damn near knock...
👻🎃 Happy Halloween! 🎃👻 in Hello
Ice Cream Fixes Everything in Hello
Not really but the vanilla fudge Drumstick I just ate was really good. Today was only one apartment and we were done in a little under three hours right at noon. On the cruise home I stopped...
Treasured Finds Or Found Treasures in Hello
The three bedroom today wasn’t bad at all. Only had to do a few walls. Found a butcher knife, some food and condiments still in the fridge, notes from a Pre-K school that the former tenants da...
Stairs Can Piss Off! in Hello
No elevators at The Alexandria. Apartment one today was on the second floor. Not so bad but making multiple trips by stair carrying heavy ass supplies will tire you out. It was a two bedroom...
Andrew 3000 Says Alright A Bunch in Hello
Proper entry time. The painting gig isn’t bad. The rent that gets charged for these small apartments is crazy. I need to work on stretches for my lower back and some bending down exercises. ...
I’m making my rounds of trying to catch up with everyone. I’ll post a proper entry later but I just wanted to mark that it’s 200 days sober today. I’m famished and got ribs on the grill! ✌️ Y...
Military Stuck Between My Teeth in Hello
Kernels, not Colonels. My sleep is off, yet again. So the sun has risen and I’m eating white cheddah popcorn. Yesterday was a housewarming party for my cousin. She bought a house. Good f...
Jinkies, It's 4:01AM! in Hello
And of course I can’t sleep so I’m watching Boomerang. This theme song, “slaps,” as the children say.
Sleepless In Flavor Town in Hello
Waking up alone after an intense dream of togetherness… I’ve been fucking depressed all God damned day… “The darkness bleeds its violent sights It purges from within Death, it holds you in its...
Affirmation * in Hello
Whenever things get crazy, always concentrate on what you can do. Not on what you can’t. -A. Lee Martinez Edit: Blah! It’s 1:56 AM and I got an upset tummy. 🤢 It’s 3:21 AM and I realize I...
Try Try Try in Hello
I’m in a rut.
It's Sunday Morning in Hello
And I want a effin’ Chick-fil-A. But noooo they gotta be all down with Christ n shit. I’ve been up all night, still playing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla. Friday my aunt came down so I drove ...
Did You Know That 180 Days Isn't Six Months in Hello
183 days are. October 4th, I am six months sober. From and including: Thursday, April 4, 2024 To, but not including Friday, October 4, 2024 Result: 183 days It is 183 days from the start date...
Text I Once Sent in Hello
“I like to think I’m an open guy, okay with modern society. But when I go to compliment a gal on her dress and her voice comes out deeper than Barry White’s then something has gotta give! “ 5:...
Come On, Y'all! in Hello
Let’s do The Madison! Insurance guy got back to me. They did in fact hire an attorney, hammered out all the details, check is in the mail to the other party and just awaiting dismissal. He...
Foul Fiends! in Hello
I slept through all that shit I was supposed to do ha ha ha. The sofa was delivered, the living room is now straightened. I did call the insurance guy around 3 something. Left a voicemail. I...
Vile Creatures in Hello
We have cockroaches. I hate cockroaches. My grandma’s kitchen would be a collective dance of the horrid things at night when I was growing up. shudder Got some expensive gel roach killer stuff...
Redstone Arsenal is shooting it’s Jewish space lasers and affecting the weather again. I’ve been expecting a torrential downpour as an after effect of the hurricane but it’s just been a light d...
Strut That Ass in Hello
I forgot all about this guy. Only in Huntsville.
If Everyone You See That Day Is A Jerk... in Hello
Can’t tell if I woke up irritated or has this been brewing over the weekend. I ran out of the mood stabilizer and never got it refilled. That was…a few weeks ago? Today has just been grating ...
Sensational Sorts in Hello
I just inhaled almost half a pizza. Chicken Florentine from Marco’s, no red onions, half jalapenos for me. It has spinach, tomatoes, grilled chicken and feta crumbles. I slept till almost no...
I Am Sofa King Tired in Hello
I was in a dead sleep this morning when my phone rang shortly after 9:30. Sleepily I gave a muffled hello. It was the delivery guys. Meant to be up way earlier. This is the latest I’ve slept...
170 Days Sober
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Muthafuckin' Beetlejuice! in Hello
Today was fun. Did some shopping, hit up a thrift store (more books YAY) and went to the theater to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Don’t waste your money. Wait till it’s streaming. Mom bought ...
