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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Turn Off The Friggin' Lights!!! in Hello
Oh I feel like ASS. Can’t get enough water. Slept all day. Didn’t have to do a pee test and emailed the counselor I had a flat tire. I’ll be back ship shape and ready to go tomorrow. I’m just go...
Full Relapse in Hello
Vape and an almost empty bottle of vodka sitting next to me. Jail seems fun…
Weed Whacker in Hello
Today is one of those days I really wish I could get stoned. One of the Showtime channels is having an all day marathon of the Friday the 13th films. I’d get baked and laugh at all the ridiculou...
Another Saturday Night... in Hello
Feeling alone and low right now. What’s new?
Ack, Crivens! in Hello
Oh waily waily, waily! It’s bleedin’ hot and humid outside. I’m totally jealous of my friend who is celebrating her honeymoon in Iceland. She sent me pictures of snow and ice. 🤬 I told her to...
Reddit Post I Made in Hello
Had some personal issue go down earlier today that’s left me lost in my head. I’ve been wanting to drink for a few days now, definitely tonight as well. But what will it accomplish? I want the ...
Wilderness in Hello
The steady glow of the fire cast an orange shadow against the trees I embrace it’s warmth yet all around I feel the cold I know you’re there In the shadows Watching Waiting I catch brief glimpses...
Submarine Jokes in Hello
I heard the seafood on that lost submarine sucks. Too dark? Not as dark as it is under the sea! 😈
Need To Lay Off TV in Hello
Pits Underboob Bifolds Butt crack Feet Nausea Heartburn Indigestion Upset stomach Diarrhea Actor Anthony Anderson is a fucking hypocrite. One commercial he’s selling Smirnoff vodka and in the nex...
Rainy Day Stew in Hello
I ended up sending the counselor an email saying I still felt awful. She wished me luck and said she’d see me Monday. Cool. I did manage to catch around five to six hours of sleep so that was ...
I didn’t really feel well since getting up yesterday morning. Shit sleep, headaches throughout the day. Did manage a nap but woke up with a headache. So, here I am, close to 4 and I really do...
Fiddy Days in Hello
50 days sober. 🦸
Siren Singing During A Hurricane in Hello
More like for the New Orleans drink a Hurricane. Mom treated to me Cajun Steamer for a, “Father’s Day,” from the cats lunch. It was packed and very warm. Made the mistake of looking at the cock...
What I Won't Eat in Hello
Use 🤮 to mark what you will NOT eat/drink. Ketchup Mayonnaise Spicy Pickles Black Jelly Beans 🤮 Pineapple Bacon Pizza Sardines Oysters Tuna Cotton Candy Buffalo wings Brussels Sprouts Mushrooms...
Oh Petrol! in Hello
You expensive bitch! Had just enough gas to mow the front lawn. Sall good, the back isn’t that bad. More clovers than grass. I’m reclining in front of the fan cooling off. So fucking humid ou...
Eating Like Old People in Hello
3:58 PM and dinner is ready! I cooked early because I’m taking the car on weekends while mom is at work. Why? Just in case my color comes up for a widdle test. Usually I have dinner ready by 6:...
45 days sober I woke up feeling good but as the day has progressed my stomach is giving me stunning displays of rectal pyrotechnics out the butt. I don’t feel good.
They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab in Hello
But I said sure, okay! Today was day two of outpatient. The counselor is very nice and the two other gals in treatment are a trip. There is a topic of the day which becomes a group discussion (...
So Tired... in Hello
Up all night, go figure. The first rehab appointment wasn’t bad at all. Small group, our therapist is cool and it basically becomes a group discussion over the topic of the day. Today’s was dea...
Went down the rabbit hole on Reddit reading about bad Door Dash experiences. I’m of the mind that if I have a vehicle to drive, I’m going to get my food. Hell, I don’t even rely on pizza delive...
Insanity Of Addiction in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
(Just posted this to Reddit.) I’m 40 days sober. I had to make a run to the grocery store with a family member to pick up some food for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Weekends are bad triggers for me...
Just Flew In From The Vet in Hello
And boy are my arms tired. Actually I knew there was no way I was going to get Smokey in the cat taxi. Mom called in to work to help me today. Had to wrap him in a towel and bear hug him the wh...
He Wants A Shoehorn in Hello
The kind with teeth… Called the Widdle Hotline at 6 AM and had to go for a screening. Had been up all night cause hey, who needs sleep, amirite? Eventually passed out sometime this afternoon an...
Yay My Back Hurts Again!!! in Hello
Still in that mid, left of spine section as well as lower back and my hip. Did a few loads of laundry, pre dinner dishes, after dinner dishes, fed all the cats, took the trash out and assisted w...
Literary Quote in Hello
Life can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I become. That seems ass-backwards. I thought I was supposed to be getting wiser. Instead...
