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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Smashed Potato Stew 👎 in Hello
As the title says, the stew was a bust. It tastes good, pretty thick. But it lacked something. I was thinking like cubed ham or something along those lines. Mom ate part of it but is now maki...
Too Fat For Yard Work in Hello
Was gonna mow the backyard today but first I had to chop up a branch that fell off during the last major storm. Instead of hassling with extension cords and the electric chainsaw, I busted out m...
The Recipes in Hello
https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/gluten-free-hearty-chicken-pot-pie/78b0ab8f-a1c1-43a3-8258-e0bb35751d55 https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smashed-potato-stew/d60915d5-b7bb-4c81-b130-c9925...
Fat Heisenberg in Hello
Shaved the dome earlier. With my goatee, glasses and bald head I affectionately call myself Fat Heisenberg. ☺️. I’m pretty sure I’ve written that here before. Woke up at six only after a few ho...
Feeling Honest in Hello
So the court fiasco… I failed my last two drug/alcohol screenings. Because of which I was piss tested on the spot. I got high earlier in the week and drank the night before court. I know! I k...
I Ain't...(Update X's Two) in Hello
DOING SHIT TODAY!!! Rest and relaxation, not leaving the house Hours later… Piggy Piggy oink oink So far I’ve eaten a ham and roast beef sandwich, a slice from last night’s meatloaf and I just po...
Meatloaf Recipe (Update) in Hello
Instead of copying it out of the cookbook I found the recipe online. https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/gluten-free-glazed-meatloaf/39128993-c6ee-493a-b67a-0cdc8977f2fd 6:24 PM Hot damn was tha...
My Lunch Date With Charles Manson in Hello
Court today. It didn’t go too well but I’m still a free man. Suffice to say I don’t want to talk about it. My ritual for after court is to hit up Tenders and get lunch. Swear to everything hol...
I'm Melting! Melting! in Hello
Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster is it fucking hot outside! Just got in from running errands and now I am NOT leaving the house again. High today is 97. It’s almost 1 PM and it’s already 92. Pi...
Didn’t feel well this morning so I messaged the counselor I’m staying in. Monday and Tuesday I’ve had a bunch of things to do after therapy so today is my lazy day. I’m not doing anything excep...
My Gums Are On Fire in Hello
Went to the taco truck after group. Loaded them down with the red and green chili sauce. Mmm burning deliciousness. The order comes with four and now I want four more. After mom eats we’re hea...
Stir Fry-Day On Sunday in Hello
Ended up going to Publix, yet again. They had a BOGO sale on some fruit mom wanted so I loaded up on blueberries and strawberries. Also got a salad mix, baby spinach, more zucchini, fresh mushr...
Chik-Fil-A Operation Market Garden in Hello
Play on titles. Operation Market Garden was a WWII offense in the Netherlands and the Chik-Fil-A part is about their market salad. Needless to say where we had lunch today. I had to take her t...
No punchline. That’s just my old crew and I going out to party.
WTF BRAIN??? in Dreams And Nightmares
Had a very surreal dream where I relieved my first day of kindergarten but with the knowledge I have now. It was…interesting to say the least. The teacher thought I was crazy. The thunderstorm w...
Exhaustion in Hello
For starters, those fucking dogs were in my backyard again. Called 911 who put me in touch with Animal Control who got my address who then promptly never showed up. Even went online to look up ...
Southern Heat, Alabama Sun in Hello
92 F/33 C Dear lawd the humidity. It’s like walking into a hot wet fart in a sauna. I haven’t mowed the lawn since before mom went into the hospital. Backyard wasn’t so bad, knocked it out in ...
I Don't Want It! in Hello
I just need it! To breathe! To feel! To know I’m alive! Tool - Stinkfist Cravings suck. Under my usual guise of getting a Mt. Dew icee I drove to the liquor store. Arguing with myself the whole...
Guess I'm On Third Shift Again in Hello
I crashed after ten something and woke up a little after midnight. When I realized I wasn’t getting back to sleep I went ahead and tossed another load of laundry in the dryer. 2:15 AM now and h...
Emergency Network in Hello
Swear to the flying spaghetti monster I’m ready to put the remote through the tv every time the ANK ANK ANK of the emergency broadcast system keeps coming on today. We’re under a thunder storm w...
Ultimate Face Palm in Hello
She lost her discharge papers (which had the instructions of what she needed to do) and now I’m convinced she’s giving herself the wrong dosage of insulin. Even after checking the dosage info on...
Sleep Walker in Hello
Though I managed a nap when I got in from group, I’m still in a zombie haze. Feels like I could curl up on a hardwood floor and sleep twelve more hours. Currently sitting at T Mobile with mom. ...
Restless Night in Hello
12:53 AM I drank some iced coffee earlier, twas good. Dinner didn’t turn out quite as good as I had hoped. To me the chicken was a bit bland, the zucchini tasted off and I wasn’t big on the flav...
Escalation in Hello
Those fucking dogs… I wrote a while back about the new neighbors letting their two pitbulls run around with no collar or leash (or supervision…) Well, I was grilling tonight and while whipping up...
Afternoon Naps in Hello
Smokey is in my lap, mom is crashed out in her recliner. The oxygen machine they gave her keeps making me think the dryer is on cause of the noises it makes. I’m gonna have to wake her in a few ...
