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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Fish For Dinner! No Wait! Pizza! in Hello
I. Am. Beat. Finished a load of laundry, stuffed another load in the dryer (one more to go), swept and organized the living room a bit, got the kitty boxes, all their dishes, our dishes and mop...
Beano-Man! in Hello
Able to beat a burp to a twerp! More powerful than gas from your ass! It’s Beano-Man! Beano-Man was a running gag between a friend and I. Said friend worked with a guy who brought up Beano in ...
One year sober from alcohol. I’ve been listening to this s lot the last few days. Bitchin’!
🤦♂️ Saw lemon drop hard candy and instinctively grabbed a bag. These were my JAM in jail. I haven’t eaten them since and it’s ALMOST a year since I was sentenced. Why not? Mom has been a ...
Booty Sweat in Hello
TMI ahead… You’ve been warned… Seriously, it’s gross… Okay… Swamp ass all weekend and today. Humidity causing me to constantly wipe (plus wicked ass juice-diarhea) has left my cheeks feelin...
Sittin' Alone in Hello
Strummin’ my guitar Singin’ an outlaw love song
Gift That Keeps On Giving (Edit) in Hello
Sunburned again. This time I can tell where the sunscreen didn’t go. 😄 I’m burning up! 8:34 AM A hot shower will take the sting out of sunburn. It’ll still itch like hell but it won’t hurt ...
I'm Not Leaving Without That Toy! in Hello
My feet and knees feel worn out. Went to a new(ish) greenway and walked. Had fun. Enjoyed the weather. Found a small body of water where I took a breather at. I did not expect to see four mi...
Fell In Love With A Girl (Edit) in Hello
And her name is Nature. Actually not really. After I was chilling in my front yard after the season’s first mowing some bee’s took an interest in me and I got bit I few times on my leg from wha...
Yesterday... in Hello
With my left hand I grabbed a paper towel of the roll and did a quick yank to tear it off. Wasn’t paying attention and my extended index finger slammed, full force, against the counter. Ho boy...
It’s rained on and off. Sometimes a hard rain, sometimes a light sprinkle. Nothing too bad. Yay! 4:35 AM Quiet for hours now. Watched Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather on YouTube. Funny, cu...
3:40 AM *Aliens* (Edit/Update) in Hello
Anyone see the sequel to Alien, Aliens.? I’m in the middle of the third book of the trilogy, River Of Pain. It tells the story of how the little girl, Newt, ended up where she was when Ripley ...
But Lt. Dan? in Hello
He. Was. Nuts! Today the weather was perfect so I went and flew a kite. Mom used the new walker my bro and his gf got her. Twas nice. I keep joking about riding out the storm that’s comi...
One Marijuana, Please? in Hello
8:00 AM on the dot! I finished the second Alien book a few minutes ago. Alien: Sea of Sorrows by James A. Moore I liked it a lot better than the first one I read yesterday. If I keep this...
Cabbage And A Bit Of Mushroom (Updated) in Hello
No Reservation is on in the background. RIP Anthony Bourdain 🤟 You taught me to be adventurous and appreciate life through food. I’m sleeping in/staying up too late again. Oh well, extra hou...
When I'm On Cocaine I Don't Want To Dance in Hello
I just want more cocaine. Spent the day sleeping (a lot!) and not feeling good. Yesterday mom felt like arse and now I feel like bum. 🤒🤕😷 Time for another terlit trip. I need to find so...
Put The Fork Down! in Hello
Man, I’ve been hungry the last hour. Ate some leftovers doused in hot sauce, downed a Mt. Dew with it then had a Little Debbie snack. I’ve finally hit bottom ha. I’m getting super tired but...
Deport Elon! in Hello
Just had a thought… Is it possible for the federal workers to band together and file a class action lawsuit against Musk?
Spies And Pedos Run Free in Hello
Tariffs = broke Americans It’s 3:57 AM and of course I’m awake. I signed mom and I up for a free crafting event at the library at 2 this afternoon. I spaced out watching YouTube, it’s 4:...
What Are You Doing, Stepbro? in Hello
How many pornos are there going to be of a female getting stuck in the dryer or under the sink? Mom took some money out of savings yesterday to pay off a few bills and fur spending. So…I got m...
Greetings Citizen Prosebox (R.I.P.) in Hello
George Lowe, famous for his voice over work most notably as Space Ghost on the Adult Swim hit *Space Ghost Coast To Coast”, has passed away. He was 68. I have a dead man’s autograph now. 🤔 ...
He Was A Big Time Scrap Metal Tycoon From The South in Hello
Murder She Wrote is on in the background. Today started off good but I got REALLY sick at my stomach around sundown. I laid on the couch bemoaning how I felt till I had to make a mad dash to t...
Smokey cried a bit on the way to the vet but was a champ when he got his shot. Proud of my boy. Went out to eat with my aunt and cousin after. I really didn’t want to go to the Chinese buff...
Sometimes, Real Late At Night in Hello
I like to jiggle my fat and go blub blub blub blub blub blub. 8:33 PM Had a bad case of poohsenschitt most of the night. Still got up and showered only to see a message saying the position ...
Nona Harriet Dawn in Hello
R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg I used to watch the Adventures of Pete & Pete religiously as a kid. Saw Harriet the Spy a bunch when it came to HBO. Mom (plus several of my friends) freakin...
