J.E. ⋅ 41 ⋅
“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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How The Hell Is It December 21st? in Hello
Life’s fast, get a helmet.
The British Are Coming! in Hello
And it looks like a job for Superman! Yeah…I dunno. I’m currently not paying attention to the old Max Fleischer Superman cartoons from the late 40’s. The animation on these is still some of t...
A: I Went To See The Shrink in Hello
Q: What did the doctor think? A: I swear to God I saw him wink. Another day of feeling queasy. Spraying ass juice throughout most of it. Joyous times and all that. I still don’t feel good. ...
Bond Gets The Girl in Hello
You Only Live Twice is going off. I’ve napped on and off tonight. Been very queasy at my stomach, lots of trips to the bathroom since Friday. Seriously, I was only eating enough just to have ...
Stolen From Crystal in Hello
General: Name: JE Age: 41 Relationship Status: Chronically single Children: Cats Zodiac Sign: Aquarius/Pisces Where do you live: North Alabama Tattoos: Seven, all on arms. Color: Purple Type...
That Was Something in Hello
You spin me right round baby right round I’ve been a man possessed this week. Lots of deep cleaning. Got the living room and office cleaned roof to floor. It took a while but they look nice. ...
Croon With Me The Songs Of Old in Hello
Currently talking to a friend about Spotify playlists. I had my nights, when under the appeal of liquors influence, I’d croon alone with Alan Jackson and Hank Williams Sr. I’m thinking of ...
Phase Two: Re-enter Society in Hello
Once the holidays are over, find my purpose again. I’ve gotten off the booze. 239 Days It took a stint in both in and out patient rehab and jail. I know I keep going on and on about this… ...
Toikey Day in Hello
Just got back from my cousin’s. Twas good. Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
Woke Up With Heartburn in Hello
They’ll happen when you put one packet on a single slice of pizza. I had four for dinner last night. So yeah, fire in the pie hole! It’s 5:31 AM. I got up at six something yesterday morning. ...
Another Sleepless Entry in Hello
My sleep is so out of whack. Woke up at 6 PM yesterday. Crashed out at…some point earlier today for a few hours. Took mom to her appointment then crashed again for a few more hours. We went ...
Added A Few Splashes Of Soy Sauce in Hello
Checked Out... in Dreams And Nightmares
Is how I’ve been living lately. Thanksgiving is this Thursday and I’m not really sure how I feel about it. This year it’s being held at my younger cousin’s new house. I don’t know why I’m app...
Controversial Opinion in Hello
Texas isn’t Southern. Texas is Texan. It is it’s own thing.
I Sleep Like My Bowel Movements in Hello
Irregular and most times watery.
Hot Bowl Of Ramen At Four In The Morning in Hello
And it expired in 2021! Laid out on the couch, having a few tokes off the joint I rolled earlier. Sent my resumé out again on Indeed. One week without work and I’m already up all night again...
I'll Start The Engine in Hello
But I can’t take this ride for you… Eric was my best friend for a long time. Countless hours of film watching, music listening, booze drinking, riding around finding places to park and hoof it...
Quicker Gettin' Sicker in Hello
I’ve got an itchy throat and a nagging cough now. 🙄 You’d think I’d put down the cigarettes but noooo nicotine addiction has me by the balls. Just had a bowl of ice cream, now I’m munching o...
H-O-T-T-O-G-O in Hello
Yup, I’m sick. It’s late, I’m eating chicken soup after taking some NyQuil. Peacock got into it with the owner of the paint company so I’m out of a job. Something feels off about that but...
Get 'Em While They're Hot! in Hello
I’ve taken to putting hot sauce or jalapenos in my eggs for breakfast. Tis good. Thanks to everyone’s kind notes from yesterday. Just one of those days.
Feeling lonely tonight. Brain is trying negative reinforcement, telling me I’ll be alone forever and to go drink. I’m so tired of this shit. Got caught in the rain at the Christmas event in TN ...
Prone To Accidental Accidents in Hello
This afternoon I shaved. Was trying to do No Shave November (just my face) and it got itchy. That and I looked…not right. So I buzzed then razored my fuzz scuzz. I look less homeless now. ...
Schlotzky's Calzone in Hello
That’s what I had for a late lunch. I don’t eat there often, in fact I’ve got there more times this year (four) than I have in the last fifteen plus years. Peacock got under my skin a bit tod...
Legalize Everything in Hello
In other news I took some skin off my shin when I accidentally walked into a sharp, metal object. I’ve got it bandaged up but boy did it bleed.
10:32 PM (P.M.A.) in Hello
Positive Mental Attitude I’m getting exercise on the regular now thanks to the job. Don’t know if that’s having any effect really but I know at night I’m ready for rest and I’m more alert/le...
