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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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I Sleep Like My Bowel Movements in Hello
Irregular and most times watery.
Hot Bowl Of Ramen At Four In The Morning in Hello
And it expired in 2021! Laid out on the couch, having a few tokes off the joint I rolled earlier. Sent my resumé out again on Indeed. One week without work and I’m already up all night again...
I'll Start The Engine in Hello
But I can’t take this ride for you… Eric was my best friend for a long time. Countless hours of film watching, music listening, booze drinking, riding around finding places to park and hoof it...
Quicker Gettin' Sicker in Hello
I’ve got an itchy throat and a nagging cough now. 🙄 You’d think I’d put down the cigarettes but noooo nicotine addiction has me by the balls. Just had a bowl of ice cream, now I’m munching o...
H-O-T-T-O-G-O in Hello
Yup, I’m sick. It’s late, I’m eating chicken soup after taking some NyQuil. Peacock got into it with the owner of the paint company so I’m out of a job. Something feels off about that but...
Get 'Em While They're Hot! in Hello
I’ve taken to putting hot sauce or jalapenos in my eggs for breakfast. Tis good. Thanks to everyone’s kind notes from yesterday. Just one of those days.
Feeling lonely tonight. Brain is trying negative reinforcement, telling me I’ll be alone forever and to go drink. I’m so tired of this shit. Got caught in the rain at the Christmas event in TN ...
Prone To Accidental Accidents in Hello
This afternoon I shaved. Was trying to do No Shave November (just my face) and it got itchy. That and I looked…not right. So I buzzed then razored my fuzz scuzz. I look less homeless now. ...
Schlotzky's Calzone in Hello
That’s what I had for a late lunch. I don’t eat there often, in fact I’ve got there more times this year (four) than I have in the last fifteen plus years. Peacock got under my skin a bit tod...
Legalize Everything in Hello
In other news I took some skin off my shin when I accidentally walked into a sharp, metal object. I’ve got it bandaged up but boy did it bleed.
10:32 PM (P.M.A.) in Hello
Positive Mental Attitude I’m getting exercise on the regular now thanks to the job. Don’t know if that’s having any effect really but I know at night I’m ready for rest and I’m more alert/le...
The Continuing Adventures Of Molly Mildew And The Spores in Hello
Today’s Adventure: Bleach Won’t Cure This Our tale opens in a small, unsuspecting apartment in Madison, Alabama. The second apartment was a one bedroom and good lawd the smell damn near knock...
👻🎃 Happy Halloween! 🎃👻 in Hello
Ice Cream Fixes Everything in Hello
Not really but the vanilla fudge Drumstick I just ate was really good. Today was only one apartment and we were done in a little under three hours right at noon. On the cruise home I stopped...
Treasured Finds Or Found Treasures in Hello
The three bedroom today wasn’t bad at all. Only had to do a few walls. Found a butcher knife, some food and condiments still in the fridge, notes from a Pre-K school that the former tenants da...
Stairs Can Piss Off! in Hello
No elevators at The Alexandria. Apartment one today was on the second floor. Not so bad but making multiple trips by stair carrying heavy ass supplies will tire you out. It was a two bedroom...
Andrew 3000 Says Alright A Bunch in Hello
Proper entry time. The painting gig isn’t bad. The rent that gets charged for these small apartments is crazy. I need to work on stretches for my lower back and some bending down exercises. ...
I’m making my rounds of trying to catch up with everyone. I’ll post a proper entry later but I just wanted to mark that it’s 200 days sober today. I’m famished and got ribs on the grill! ✌️ Y...
Military Stuck Between My Teeth in Hello
Kernels, not Colonels. My sleep is off, yet again. So the sun has risen and I’m eating white cheddah popcorn. Yesterday was a housewarming party for my cousin. She bought a house. Good f...
Jinkies, It's 4:01AM! in Hello
And of course I can’t sleep so I’m watching Boomerang. This theme song, “slaps,” as the children say.
Sleepless In Flavor Town in Hello
Waking up alone after an intense dream of togetherness… I’ve been fucking depressed all God damned day… “The darkness bleeds its violent sights It purges from within Death, it holds you in its...
Affirmation * in Hello
Whenever things get crazy, always concentrate on what you can do. Not on what you can’t. -A. Lee Martinez Edit: Blah! It’s 1:56 AM and I got an upset tummy. 🤢 It’s 3:21 AM and I realize I...
Try Try Try in Hello
I’m in a rut.
It's Sunday Morning in Hello
And I want a effin’ Chick-fil-A. But noooo they gotta be all down with Christ n shit. I’ve been up all night, still playing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla. Friday my aunt came down so I drove ...
Did You Know That 180 Days Isn't Six Months in Hello
183 days are. October 4th, I am six months sober. From and including: Thursday, April 4, 2024 To, but not including Friday, October 4, 2024 Result: 183 days It is 183 days from the start date...
