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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, proteste...

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guid...

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Helen Keller and her cat Mittens Yes it's bad but it made me laugh :P

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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said. Disneyland Left! So they started crying and headed home.

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Three men had a very late night out drinking scotch whiskey. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met for lunch next day, and compared notes about who was drunker...

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This never ceases to amuse me.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks him "What's the occasion?" "I've just had my first blow-job." he replies The bartender says "Well, if that's the ca...

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A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand, gives her a lustful look and says, "Darling, can you give me a ...

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As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy fo...

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Just a picture of Cathedral Cove in New Zealand. This is not far from where I used to live. A popular tourist attraction. I still feel there are nicer places, but it is a nice spot to visit. ...

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