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That face when you have a statistical report due tomorrow but they’ve just sent you a new form to use without context. …I need a new job. Only 1 week until vacation time though :D

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When I became manager a few things changed. One of those things is that I actually post a shift calendar. I told all the employees that when they need to switch shifts (one here and there), or th...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here [HR/Accountant Manager Enters] Me: Good morning. Harpy: Morning. I thought it was Friday today, so when...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here Because this is clearly how you should behave at work, specifically in front of the person who gets to ...

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It’s August. I should be back to work. I’m not. How I feel about it is mixed. I called, talked to Buzz about my return. I told him that for the first four weeks at least, I could only work two d...

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Work… and how I’m so over this shit. I wrote before about how everybody got fired and then unfired. This is now just feelings. I’m tired of this place. I have been away for almost a year, and in ...

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I’m going to try and do my best to include everything I can remember, but all of this started a little over two months ago (I think). I ran into Ranch whilst out and about with little miss for a ...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here It’s an absolute red letter day! Although… I don’t actually know what that means. What I do know is tha...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here So funny thing… or as the book title suggest, it’s probably not so funny. Here is chronologically what ...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here I have been so brain foggy today it’s not even funny. I can’t even count how many times I’ve forgotten...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here Enter the office. The place that I forced myself to take some time away from because I was sick and tir...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here Bubbles: I’m at P---- do you have a zone list? Me: I have quite an extensive zone list actually. Bubble...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here Me: 7 to Save-On, back doors for B------ Dough: She must be at the door where they exit the building, I...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here New Girl: So will I get put in the system when the phone backup gets installed? Me: I think so. I’m pr...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here [Been training a new girl, and this is only the 4th day I’ve spent with her - she’ll get a better nickn...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here Warning: this is also generally a NSFW conversation… go figure. [Just getting to work, both Eoin and I ...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here [Ranch enters the office and puts a bag down on my desk] Ranch: That’s for you. Me: Thanks! [curious…] ...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here [I just exited the washroom to see Buzz standing over a ringing phone, looking monumentally puzzled]...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here Convict: Well, I might not get my time off. Me: Oh? Convict: I still haven't heard from Buzz about...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here Convict: So I have something to show you Me: Okay Convict: I had a fire alarm at the OD last night...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here Curb: Hey I'm being told this is a charge, is that right? Me: I have no authorization up here for t...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here If you're getting confused by all the weird things that seem to happen at my "one" job, don't be... ...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here Scene: I'm off work for the day, I moved my mom yesterday, I'm tired and sore and need to stop at th...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here You're witnessing history here. This is literally the first time there is NOTHING impeding this h...

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Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here Saturday B: Do you know how many times I've said I'm 23? Me: Like... today or in life? B: Life B...

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