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parody of Ina Gadda Davida
cheddar gouda velveeta, honey whether hard or a thick goo cheddar gouda velveeta, baby don'tcha know it can even be blue? oh won't you bring me cheese placed in my hand? oh won't you brin...
parody of Human Touch
they were challenging the unknown they took their rocket away in the end they could not surrender flew up to the cosmic rays but it's not all fun having superpowers get stretched out like...
parody of The Ballad Of Davy Crockett
profits for Hot Pockets were getting wee they made a new product real cynically filled up with fat and greasy as can be have heart attacks from only eating three Gravy, GRAAAAAAVY Pockets, so...
parody of Cocaine
if you're looking to raid, you better invade Ukraine if you're loyal to Putin, you will have to shoot in Ukraine World War Five, World War Five, World War Five Ukraine if you watch Fox ...
parody of Peaches
rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midle...
parody of Shine On You Crazy Diamond
remember being an egg you didn't have legs shine on you crazy dragon now you've got two of those things and you've even got wings shine on you crazy dragon now you're giant and breathe ...
parody of STP's Creep
hungry as a horse won't eat oats of course getting sick of beef gets stuck in my teeth glad I've got all day don't want to use microwaves good food takes some time USDA pork that's prime ...
parody of Night Moves
I sure can't dance barely do The Robot Churn The Butter that's all I got sure, they tried to teach me the Electric Slide and I'm putting the emphasis on "tried" oh, they tried and tried ...
parody of 21st Century Schizoid Man
kung pao, twice cooked pork dan dan noodles, please some more bon bon chicken, order four twenty first century szechuan man wok-based stir frier mapo tofu is required chili peppers bring ...
parody of It's Not Unusual
it's not unusual to see bugs on anyone when the D.T.s are what you suffer from but when you see lizards come 'round with laser guns it's not unusual to scratch your arms... until you're harmed...
parody of Mony Mony
here he comes now he's a fucking brony humps a stuffed toy when he gets lonely he wears his mascot suit all night now no choice but to make it burn it's just not right, no it's not right I s...
parody of Born In The USA
I said "man, what's wrong with your face?" "your goggles must be from outer space" he said he bought these specs from the google guy there was something wrong with the look in his eyes Borg...
parody of Billy Jean
she was racist and really rich and a goddamn bitch would it be so hard to not use lard in every dish in the show that you do on teevee she said that is her schtick to use lard in her show on t...
parody of Hallelujah
I've heard there were these frequent chords everyone plays and I can take no more but you don't mind for repetition, do ya? it goes like this five times a night the same old song, the same o...
parody of Oops I Did It Again
don't look at me so askance you know I believe I just crapped my pants oh maybe I think I felt a squish and I'd take it back if I could just wish I guess I lost all control I can't get my...
parody of More Than A Feelin'
looked out this morning on Sherwood Forest the toll a stagecoach would not pay shouts of battle came up like a chorus got on my horse and joined the fray robbin' and stealin' redistribute ...
parody of Closer
some cheese that's imitation pressed turkey fabrication a pouch for lubrication and some stale cookies thrown in help me develop hypertension help me, my left arm's gone numb help me, may...
parody of Paradise City
take me down to the paradox city in a time machine and ruin causality make black holes (X2) some guy shows up in a police call box takes me to planets made of styrofoam rocks says we'll...
parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul
he's Bart's only friend he's not Bart's only friend but he's his little nerdy friend he wants to be Lisa's boyfriend but he's not blue hair glasses and he's speaking in a weird pitch he's...
parody of My Milkshake
my oak stake puts vampires in the grave they can't hide in coffin or cave no way no coffin or cave come at me, bro, if you think you're brave I know you want it the thing that stakes thee ...
parody of Conjunction Junction
conjunctivitis it's a virus except when it's bacterial or an allergic reaction conjunctivitis in your eye it's a terrible infection that makes you look stupid it's an irritation of how y...
Book Description
I’m also a frustrated musician
with no instrumental talent and
about an octave and a half of vocal range
still sometimes I soldier on
and write comedy parodies of popular songs
and sing them a capella at open mic nights
this will be a collection of first drafts
of those projects
