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Plum Bun Quotes
She put on her hat, walked slowly out the door, said to herself with a strange foreboding: " When I see this room again, I'll either be very happy, or very, very sad. ..." Her courage rose, br...
Beautiful Man with the Beard I Sometimes See
"Life is art, and you've got it."
coming up with insults
Me: "Wait, wait, I've got this. You, sir, are top shelf toilet paper!" Atticus: "Excuse me?" Me: "Asswipe."
Atticus (1)
Pointing at Evan in a Spring Awakening photo: "...and then you've got horny Gollum over there..."
Candy!
My best friend wrote a fantastic piece for The American Spectator. Read it, if you get a chance. Let Them Eat Candy
One of Willow's Friends
"The plural of anecdote is not data." Love love love.
Trying to Figure Out What to Write for My Ceremony Bio
"She doesn't know what to write." "Clunky, awkward girl." "She hates banana peppers. Bananas are good. Peppers are good. Banana peppers are nasty, puckering lies." "She likes shooting people w...
With Willow
Willow: "We should have a commune where all we do is read!" Me: "Yes!" Willow: "But, let's think, how could we make money?" Me: "No."
To Josh, on people who only like heavy metal.
A: "Some people have problems. That is their business." J: "Oh. Is it lucrative?" A: "The most lucrative."
Book Description
For when I say something I like and have a computer nearby. Probably won’t update frequently.
