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We Know We Shouldn't Laugh!
Last night in bed I was laying on my right side and hubby was also on his right side. Our little cat was sat on his pillow above his head, as hubby turned over to his left side, as he grabbed t...
Hubby Made Me Cry With Laughter This Morning!
About 2am we were in the kitchen after both getting up desperate for a drink, we decided on Nestle Nesquik Strawberry. We have on the worktop 3 tubs of Banana and 3 of Strawberry. He set the...
HA HA HA!
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and a...
I'm Currently...
obsessing over watching the gaffe’s and bloopers of Prisoner Cell Bloch H! I’m on Part 21 so far! There’s some hilarious mistakes in there!
Ratbag!
Last night at dinner I was trying to have that and read my Love It! magazine but hubby kept interrupting, putting me off reading! After 3 minutes I gave up and plonked the magazine down on the ...
NEVER...
kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You may think it’s funny but it’snot!
No Photo Yet As We Had To Rush Out Fast This Morning
But I’ll get one tomorrow morning. It’s Minus something seriously cold out again here in the UK so again we made up a hot water bottle for our little cat who loves sleeping on hubby’s arm chai...
BRRRR!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcVdWj7XsAAZtLX?format=jpg&name=small BRRRRR! It’s 9C., foggy misty and cold enough to blow the balls off a dartboard! Yes1 I know! I’m devastatingly gorgeous! ...
Good News Is...
Regarding my post dated 28th of October about the creepy kid, after I very sternly told him NO 3 times when came flouncing into our shop demanding money, he’s leaving us alone for a while! A fe...
Good News Is...
Regarding my post dated 28th of October about the creepy kid, after I very sternly told him NO 3 times when came flouncing into our shop demanding money, he’s leaving us alone for a while! A fe...
HA HA HA!
Little April wasn’t the best student in Sunday School. One day the teacher asked her while napping ‘’Tell me, April, who created the universe?’‘ When she didn’t stir, Little Johnny, sitting be...
History of the word ''fart''.
While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...
History of the word ''fart''.
While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...
Not All Farts Are The Same!
Some slide out real smoothly with no sound at all. You have no idea where they land. There are the ones that stomp their way out, at 100 mph, ripping off skin and tiny chunks of bone. The noise ...
True story!
‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’
True story!
‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’
Dopey Hubby!
For the billionth time in his 63 years on this planet, my hubby again, yesterday, lost his keys! He had a great big wooden keying attached so it’s not like just one small key! He turned the pla...
I Am The Great Wopsie,
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXQpnYNWQAAmoRd?format=jpg&name=360x360 Fluff queen extraordinaire. This is my chair and I’m having a kip with Charlie the chimp!
HA!
I don’t fart … I’m a creaking door special effects vibratory technician!
Little Wopsie
gob-smacked me this morning! She was on hubby’s armchair while I prepared her brekkie. I bought it in and said ‘’beloved has Chocka-Chicken with Duck’‘. Her little eyes lit up and she said OH W...
Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...
Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...
Regarding My Post: More Trouble From Miss Stroppy! Aug. 8,
Denise, the antiques shop lady is doing her final shift today, she was closing up in September but has decided to retire a couple of weeks early as it’s her 74th birthday 1/2 way through Septemb...
Hubby Made Me Die Laughing Last Night!
About 12:30am he’d got up out of bed for a drink then went into the livingroom to see our cat who was sleeping on the back of the settee. The second she saw him she leapt on him and told him to s...
Pesty Flies!
When I’m at work on my laptop and this stupid fly has been buzzing around me all day and I can’t kill it because it’s too fast for me to grab, then it lands on my arm so I’m about to squash it … ...
Book Description
‘’Soft, moist, spongy and wet’’
was my hubby’s reaction to the mushrooms in his Indian takeaway last night!