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Killing Myself Laughing!

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Last night in bed I was laying on my right side and hubby was also on his right side. Our little cat was sat on his pillow above his head, as hubby turned over to his left side, as he grabbed t...


About 2am we were in the kitchen after both getting up desperate for a drink, we decided on Nestle Nesquik Strawberry. We have on the worktop 3 tubs of Banana and 3 of Strawberry. He set the...


February 05, 2025

HA HA HA!

A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and a...


February 01, 2025

I'm Currently...

obsessing over watching the gaffe’s and bloopers of Prisoner Cell Bloch H! I’m on Part 21 so far! There’s some hilarious mistakes in there!


January 23, 2025

Ratbag!

Last night at dinner I was trying to have that and read my Love It! magazine but hubby kept interrupting, putting me off reading! After 3 minutes I gave up and plonked the magazine down on the ...


January 22, 2025

NEVER...

kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You may think it’s funny but it’snot!


But I’ll get one tomorrow morning. It’s Minus something seriously cold out again here in the UK so again we made up a hot water bottle for our little cat who loves sleeping on hubby’s arm chai...


November 14, 2024

BRRRR!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcVdWj7XsAAZtLX?format=jpg&name=small BRRRRR! It’s 9C., foggy misty and cold enough to blow the balls off a dartboard! Yes1 I know! I’m devastatingly gorgeous! ...


November 12, 2024

Good News Is...

Regarding my post dated 28th of October about the creepy kid, after I very sternly told him NO 3 times when came flouncing into our shop demanding money, he’s leaving us alone for a while! A fe...


November 12, 2024

Good News Is...

Regarding my post dated 28th of October about the creepy kid, after I very sternly told him NO 3 times when came flouncing into our shop demanding money, he’s leaving us alone for a while! A fe...


November 07, 2024

HA HA HA!

Little April wasn’t the best student in Sunday School. One day the teacher asked her while napping ‘’Tell me, April, who created the universe?’‘ When she didn’t stir, Little Johnny, sitting be...


While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...


While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...


October 06, 2024

Not All Farts Are The Same!

Some slide out real smoothly with no sound at all. You have no idea where they land. There are the ones that stomp their way out, at 100 mph, ripping off skin and tiny chunks of bone. The noise ...


October 04, 2024

True story!

‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’


October 03, 2024

True story!

‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’


September 14, 2024

Dopey Hubby!

For the billionth time in his 63 years on this planet, my hubby again, yesterday, lost his keys! He had a great big wooden keying attached so it’s not like just one small key! He turned the pla...


September 13, 2024

I Am The Great Wopsie,

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXQpnYNWQAAmoRd?format=jpg&name=360x360 Fluff queen extraordinaire. This is my chair and I’m having a kip with Charlie the chimp!


September 12, 2024

HA!

I don’t fart … I’m a creaking door special effects vibratory technician!


September 09, 2024

Little Wopsie

gob-smacked me this morning! She was on hubby’s armchair while I prepared her brekkie. I bought it in and said ‘’beloved has Chocka-Chicken with Duck’‘. Her little eyes lit up and she said OH W...


September 04, 2024

Little Johnny!

A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...


September 04, 2024

Little Johnny!

A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...


Denise, the antiques shop lady is doing her final shift today, she was closing up in September but has decided to retire a couple of weeks early as it’s her 74th birthday 1/2 way through Septemb...


About 12:30am he’d got up out of bed for a drink then went into the livingroom to see our cat who was sleeping on the back of the settee. The second she saw him she leapt on him and told him to s...


August 01, 2024

Pesty Flies!

When I’m at work on my laptop and this stupid fly has been buzzing around me all day and I can’t kill it because it’s too fast for me to grab, then it lands on my arm so I’m about to squash it … ...


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‘’Soft, moist, spongy and wet’’

was my hubby’s reaction to the mushrooms in his Indian takeaway last night!