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Well i’m back from my home town. God it’s nice to go home. It’s just gorgeous. Shame I had to come back really. Saw my girlfriend over easter. We hung out and played pool and stuff and it was nic...


Just so they don’t delete me, coz I can’t really think of what to say. It’s rambling time folks. Oh, I know. I went home at the weekend. Back to the frozen northern waste from wence I came. I lov...


Yes, they’ve broken up again. What stupid prats are they? Could they not just make up their minds? Apparently not… Why does this annoy me as much as it does. I don’t really know. It shouldn’t rea...


I can look to the stars, but I still need to feed off the ground… I’m going home this weekend. It’s my Aunty Jo and Uncle Rogers Wedding anniversary. Can’t believe they managed 25 years. I didn’t...


So I’ve pinched Lucrecia’s survey. Ta milady. Here it is. [Song that reminds you of waking up in the morning]: “Feeling Groovy” - Simon and Garfunkel [Song that’s best to drive to work/school...


Into the belly of the 5000 rode society. Cannoned on the left, Cannoned on the right, Bought by the people it had sought to free. Into the belly of the 5000 rode society Burned by the belly of th...


November 17, 2014

Milk - 20/02/2002

Just thinking about the whole half empty half full thing. It’s an inherently reductionist statement. Let’s jazz it up a bit. Optimist: The glass is half full Pesimist: The glass is half empty Rea...


November 17, 2014

The Cross we bear - 20/02/2002

My latest poem. I really should write some happy ones but I don’t feel the need to write about life when I’m happy. I’m too busy living it. My Cross I wear a cross I don’t even know is there Brig...


Yes, it’s true. With the fact Opendiary is not making cash anymore (for some illogical reason), when I log on in future I’m going to have to type in a whole new word, (which is “free”), and that’...


I think it’s only fair. So here’s all the things us men like about women. 1) You always smell good. Even when you don’t. 2) You look cute when you eat. 3) You make GREAT coffee (as a general rule...


Well you’re a pants gender, so I figure I may as well say it!!!! 1) You complain about having breasts which are: a) Too small b) Too big c) Too saggy d) Too flat e) Too pointed When really, you s...


Wow. I just thought I’d write one called this, and now I can’t think what my worst ever memory is. I’ve been so happy with most of my life. I mean, stuff that should be bad memories, aren’t, and ...


Grrrrrrrrrr. Ok, so Lucrecia started me off on this, so it’s all her fault. And I’m sorry, because I know this is blatent sterotyping, but TOUGH!!!!! 1) Ok, men leave the toilet seat up, but ther...


November 17, 2014

Holiday theme? - 23/01/2002

Surely in the middle of winter is the best time to have this theme in the world? Perhaps I’m the only one who thinks so. However, you’re several paces behind me friends. My holiday is to be the r...


November 17, 2014

A poem for my day - 21/01/2002

I haven’t posted one in a while, and I found this one on my floor yesterday. I can’t remember when I wrote it, but I thought I’d share it with you all. Split Painful ambivilance, stoke on the tea...


November 17, 2014

For the theme - 08/01/2002

It’s asking “who do you trust and why?” I think that’s a good question. I don’t really know the answer but let’s try and work through it together. First off. I don’t trust my parents. That’s not ...


Yep, I’m back. Didn’t you all miss me. Well My christmas was.... relaxed. I did fuck all, which, though I’m paying for it now (I have a tonne of work to do) was certainly a worthwhile endeavour a...


To say to everyone who’s read any of my entries… and that obviously means all of you. Merry Christmas, and a froody new year. There, I said it. Ramble.


November 17, 2014

More tests. - 12/12/2001

STANDARD QUESTIONS Full Name: (Just so we know who you are) Adam Shaw Sexual orientation: Straight as an arrow though not nearly as well shafted. Ok, now to the good questions.... Whats your insi...


November 17, 2014

All new poem - 05/12/2001

Here’s one I wrote the other night, whilst wrestling with a brief bout of insomnia. Drag out the Whore Drag out the whore, and burn off her tears, shoot out her stars; realise all her fears, take...


November 17, 2014

He said..... - 30/11/2001

Here’s a song that describes exactly how I feel. Or some of it. Actually I guess you’d call it a tavern cigar smoke on the ceiling, sawdust on the floor, friendly shadows. There was only one man ...


November 17, 2014

Detox hell - 23/11/2001

I’ve been reading te past few entries and it seems all I do anymore is answer questionairres. Which is dull, in order to spice up this existence, I’m going to explain some more life to myself. De...


SURVEY 148: PSYCHOPATH? 11/21/2001 Are they watching you right now? Dunno. Who’s they? If by they you mean the president of Swaheli, probably not. Actually, whoever you mean, probably not. ...


Here’s the second one. Pinched of someone elses site, this is the Game of threes where you pick three fav on certain things. Read as follows, I guess. Three things you’d eat on the last day of yo...


November 17, 2014

The bad test. - 13/11/2001

Got this through my Email, and have posted it here for all to see. Aren’t you lucky. The Rules? Simple. Score two points for every yes answer and see how bad you really Are. Try and get more then...


Book Description

This book is under construction. It’s going to be all of my old OD entries. Eventually.

5 Entries in. God knows how many to go.