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On holidays and the queen mum - 08/04/2002
Well i’m back from my home town. God it’s nice to go home. It’s just gorgeous. Shame I had to come back really. Saw my girlfriend over easter. We hung out and played pool and stuff and it was nic...
Really just here to satisfy the OD blokes - 11/03/2002
Just so they don’t delete me, coz I can’t really think of what to say. It’s rambling time folks. Oh, I know. I went home at the weekend. Back to the frozen northern waste from wence I came. I lov...
Stupid people without a clue - 06/03/2002
Yes, they’ve broken up again. What stupid prats are they? Could they not just make up their minds? Apparently not… Why does this annoy me as much as it does. I don’t really know. It shouldn’t rea...
Sweet dreams are made of this. - 04/03/2002
I can look to the stars, but I still need to feed off the ground… I’m going home this weekend. It’s my Aunty Jo and Uncle Rogers Wedding anniversary. Can’t believe they managed 25 years. I didn’t...
We all shamlessly pinch now and again. - 04/03/2002
So I’ve pinched Lucrecia’s survey. Ta milady. Here it is. [Song that reminds you of waking up in the morning]: “Feeling Groovy” - Simon and Garfunkel [Song that’s best to drive to work/school...
Rambling thought. - 26/02/2002
Into the belly of the 5000 rode society. Cannoned on the left, Cannoned on the right, Bought by the people it had sought to free. Into the belly of the 5000 rode society Burned by the belly of th...
Milk - 20/02/2002
Just thinking about the whole half empty half full thing. It’s an inherently reductionist statement. Let’s jazz it up a bit. Optimist: The glass is half full Pesimist: The glass is half empty Rea...
The Cross we bear - 20/02/2002
My latest poem. I really should write some happy ones but I don’t feel the need to write about life when I’m happy. I’m too busy living it. My Cross I wear a cross I don’t even know is there Brig...
Hahaha now you can't delete me you bastards. - 14/02/2002
Yes, it’s true. With the fact Opendiary is not making cash anymore (for some illogical reason), when I log on in future I’m going to have to type in a whole new word, (which is “free”), and that’...
Flip side of the coin - 28/01/2002
I think it’s only fair. So here’s all the things us men like about women. 1) You always smell good. Even when you don’t. 2) You look cute when you eat. 3) You make GREAT coffee (as a general rule...
More stuff on the subject of women - 28/01/2002
Well you’re a pants gender, so I figure I may as well say it!!!! 1) You complain about having breasts which are: a) Too small b) Too big c) Too saggy d) Too flat e) Too pointed When really, you s...
My worst ever Memory - 25/01/2002
Wow. I just thought I’d write one called this, and now I can’t think what my worst ever memory is. I’ve been so happy with most of my life. I mean, stuff that should be bad memories, aren’t, and ...
On the subject of women. - 25/01/2002
Grrrrrrrrrr. Ok, so Lucrecia started me off on this, so it’s all her fault. And I’m sorry, because I know this is blatent sterotyping, but TOUGH!!!!! 1) Ok, men leave the toilet seat up, but ther...
Holiday theme? - 23/01/2002
Surely in the middle of winter is the best time to have this theme in the world? Perhaps I’m the only one who thinks so. However, you’re several paces behind me friends. My holiday is to be the r...
A poem for my day - 21/01/2002
I haven’t posted one in a while, and I found this one on my floor yesterday. I can’t remember when I wrote it, but I thought I’d share it with you all. Split Painful ambivilance, stoke on the tea...
For the theme - 08/01/2002
It’s asking “who do you trust and why?” I think that’s a good question. I don’t really know the answer but let’s try and work through it together. First off. I don’t trust my parents. That’s not ...
First of the New year - 08/01/2002
Yep, I’m back. Didn’t you all miss me. Well My christmas was.... relaxed. I did fuck all, which, though I’m paying for it now (I have a tonne of work to do) was certainly a worthwhile endeavour a...
Just a quickie.... - 14/12/2001
To say to everyone who’s read any of my entries… and that obviously means all of you. Merry Christmas, and a froody new year. There, I said it. Ramble.
More tests. - 12/12/2001
STANDARD QUESTIONS Full Name: (Just so we know who you are) Adam Shaw Sexual orientation: Straight as an arrow though not nearly as well shafted. Ok, now to the good questions.... Whats your insi...
All new poem - 05/12/2001
Here’s one I wrote the other night, whilst wrestling with a brief bout of insomnia. Drag out the Whore Drag out the whore, and burn off her tears, shoot out her stars; realise all her fears, take...
He said..... - 30/11/2001
Here’s a song that describes exactly how I feel. Or some of it. Actually I guess you’d call it a tavern cigar smoke on the ceiling, sawdust on the floor, friendly shadows. There was only one man ...
Detox hell - 23/11/2001
I’ve been reading te past few entries and it seems all I do anymore is answer questionairres. Which is dull, in order to spice up this existence, I’m going to explain some more life to myself. De...
Not sure what this ones supposed to prove.... - 21/11/2001
SURVEY 148: PSYCHOPATH? 11/21/2001 Are they watching you right now? Dunno. Who’s they? If by they you mean the president of Swaheli, probably not. Actually, whoever you mean, probably not. ...
The Game of threes - 13/11/2001
Here’s the second one. Pinched of someone elses site, this is the Game of threes where you pick three fav on certain things. Read as follows, I guess. Three things you’d eat on the last day of yo...
The bad test. - 13/11/2001
Got this through my Email, and have posted it here for all to see. Aren’t you lucky. The Rules? Simple. Score two points for every yes answer and see how bad you really Are. Try and get more then...
Book Description
This book is under construction. It’s going to be all of my old OD entries. Eventually.
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