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A Nice Dream On Elm Street

by Maverick_III

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May 22, 2023

22th

Had a zoom with a dr on saturday who said the worst of my wu tang flu has passed, but didn’t give a definitive time table for my senses to return. I’m hoping to go back to work by wednesday, all ...


May 18, 2023

18nd

I got the fucking wu-flu. 3 years after the hoax-idemic is over, I get the goddamn fucking china cough. I cannot taste or smell for the second day in a row. Thanks god you’re so cool god, dick as...


May 11, 2023

11st

It’s been a while since I bought something I couldn’t drink eat or smoke. Uncle Spam delivered me my tax monies recently so I figured why not spoil myself a bit; it’s my money and I need it now e...


April 06, 2023

6rd

I had never heard ‘Pigs on the wing’ on the radio before, but apparently every sunday morning one of the classic rock stations here does a Floyd themed hour. Us. (Us. Us. Us.) And Them. (Them. Th...


February 19, 2023

19nd

My mom has said some hurtful things to me in my life. “You’ll never have a spouse, so I don’t expect you to understand.” LOL. The most recent one though came about due to my wonderfully sheltered...


January 22, 2023

22st

Um but excuse me how the effing fudge is the year going by so fast already this is literally oppression.


January 05, 2023

5nd

Well it’s the current year. Again. What’s up with that? [Seinfeld dbl bass outro]


December 19, 2022

19st


November 27, 2022

27st

I’m alive, I guess. Thanksgiving was ok. How was yours?-YES I HAD RUMCAKE, thank you for asking.


October 30, 2022

30st

I got this fuckin’ Acqua Di Gio cologne for my birthday a few months back. It smells like perfume. I hate it. My mom has never liked any colognes I like because they ‘bother my nose’, so I was fl...


October 20, 2022

20rd

So my nails grow really fast but not my facial hair? Thanks GOD, thanks for the grab bag of recessive shitty genes, GOD. What a dick, I swear to dog.


September 18, 2022

18st

So I checked the site earlier in the week, and I saw it was down and that it made someone ‘a sad panda’. Made me laugh. Got a new battery for the car because I needed TWO jumps from roadside on ...


August 16, 2022

No more confetti to throw


August 14, 2022

14nd

I really, really, really super don’t want it to be my birthday tomorrow. I just freaking don’t ok.


July 24, 2022

24st

oh no it’s coming


June 17, 2022

17rd

I’m alive. Mom has some kind of flu right now, went to drop off payment for my registration and she was in the doorway with a mask and gloves on. Concern.png Jarrod’s dumbass was out of the hospi...


May 31, 2022

31th

Dumbass jarrod’s been in the hospital a few days now. Apparently he had blood getting into his spleen due to some injuries he didn’t know he got from a fight he’d gotten into. Made me worry, sort...


April 17, 2022

17st

Moved out of grandma’s and I’ll be living with my brother and his wife for the next year. Or more accurately, they’ll be living here while they save up for the next year. It’s a really nice house...


April 03, 2022

3th

Mom found a house, I’m moving out of grandma’s this weekend. Brother and sister in law are going to be living there with me for about a year while they save up for a house. No idea when moms goin...


February 24, 2022

24rd

I listene-, I recently found some old cd’s of mine. I know, CD’s! Physical musical..or at least not the kind that only exists on your phone or pc. I remember buying D12’s “Devils Night” the year ...


January 28, 2022

28nd

We were the kids who go to go go places and do things, that’s what my dad said. We didn’t need to get “spoiled” with the new clothes and toys the other kids did. What a boomer thing to say, lmao....


January 25, 2022

25st

…What was that? 10: “…Just a loon. Keep moving.”


January 16, 2022

16rd

So I’m at my rental property the other day.-.. Before I get into that, I recently learned that I was actually left handed but they ‘taught’ me to be right handed in kindergarten. This explains al...


January 14, 2022

14st

I’m ooootay, Buckwheat. Just wanted you to know, is all.


January 05, 2022

5nd

Man what’s it been since last I was here? A year? Ahaaaa..fuckin’…sigh I’m ok and I hope you’re alright, too.


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