A Nice Dream On Elm Street
by Maverick_III
Entries 64
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22th
Had a zoom with a dr on saturday who said the worst of my wu tang flu has passed, but didn’t give a definitive time table for my senses to return. I’m hoping to go back to work by wednesday, all ...
18nd
I got the fucking wu-flu. 3 years after the hoax-idemic is over, I get the goddamn fucking china cough. I cannot taste or smell for the second day in a row. Thanks god you’re so cool god, dick as...
11st
It’s been a while since I bought something I couldn’t drink eat or smoke. Uncle Spam delivered me my tax monies recently so I figured why not spoil myself a bit; it’s my money and I need it now e...
6rd
I had never heard ‘Pigs on the wing’ on the radio before, but apparently every sunday morning one of the classic rock stations here does a Floyd themed hour. Us. (Us. Us. Us.) And Them. (Them. Th...
19nd
My mom has said some hurtful things to me in my life. “You’ll never have a spouse, so I don’t expect you to understand.” LOL. The most recent one though came about due to my wonderfully sheltered...
22st
Um but excuse me how the effing fudge is the year going by so fast already this is literally oppression.
5nd
Well it’s the current year. Again. What’s up with that? [Seinfeld dbl bass outro]
19st
27st
I’m alive, I guess. Thanksgiving was ok. How was yours?-YES I HAD RUMCAKE, thank you for asking.
30st
I got this fuckin’ Acqua Di Gio cologne for my birthday a few months back. It smells like perfume. I hate it. My mom has never liked any colognes I like because they ‘bother my nose’, so I was fl...
20rd
So my nails grow really fast but not my facial hair? Thanks GOD, thanks for the grab bag of recessive shitty genes, GOD. What a dick, I swear to dog.
18st
So I checked the site earlier in the week, and I saw it was down and that it made someone ‘a sad panda’. Made me laugh. Got a new battery for the car because I needed TWO jumps from roadside on ...
No more confetti to throw
14nd
I really, really, really super don’t want it to be my birthday tomorrow. I just freaking don’t ok.
24st
oh no it’s coming
17rd
I’m alive. Mom has some kind of flu right now, went to drop off payment for my registration and she was in the doorway with a mask and gloves on. Concern.png Jarrod’s dumbass was out of the hospi...
31th
Dumbass jarrod’s been in the hospital a few days now. Apparently he had blood getting into his spleen due to some injuries he didn’t know he got from a fight he’d gotten into. Made me worry, sort...
17st
Moved out of grandma’s and I’ll be living with my brother and his wife for the next year. Or more accurately, they’ll be living here while they save up for the next year. It’s a really nice house...
3th
Mom found a house, I’m moving out of grandma’s this weekend. Brother and sister in law are going to be living there with me for about a year while they save up for a house. No idea when moms goin...
24rd
I listene-, I recently found some old cd’s of mine. I know, CD’s! Physical musical..or at least not the kind that only exists on your phone or pc. I remember buying D12’s “Devils Night” the year ...
28nd
We were the kids who go to go go places and do things, that’s what my dad said. We didn’t need to get “spoiled” with the new clothes and toys the other kids did. What a boomer thing to say, lmao....
25st
…What was that? 10: “…Just a loon. Keep moving.”
16rd
So I’m at my rental property the other day.-.. Before I get into that, I recently learned that I was actually left handed but they ‘taught’ me to be right handed in kindergarten. This explains al...
14st
I’m ooootay, Buckwheat. Just wanted you to know, is all.
5nd
Man what’s it been since last I was here? A year? Ahaaaa..fuckin’…sigh I’m ok and I hope you’re alright, too.