The Napkin.
by Timmy™
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The Nod.
Do girls not do “The Nod”? I was latently aware this is a thing guys do, but somehow assumed that girls did some version of this too. The Nod can’t be a gendered thing, is it?
1k.
Got a little over a thousand words in, and it’s only 1:15 am. Now I’m remembering how… oddly easy this is.
Nano-eve.
Trying real hard not to start my novel right now. Midnight, I say. Keep it “honest”. I have a bit of outlining, some character sketches, some plot arches. I have a beginning and a sorta-end,...
Nano Musings.
Half the time when I explain nanowrimo to someone, the response is, “So you’re learning to write badly?” That simultaneously misses the point, and IS the point. I’ve “won” nanowrimo four times, ...
A Moment from Last Night.
An elf appeared in front of us as we were about to leave a dungeon. Being all evil and kind of on-edge, we intimidated the elf to drop his pants. Our thief then told him we’d blackmail him and ...
Things to do.
De-dust Kelly Quark (my computer). vacuum carpet sweep/mop hardwood floor change litter box clean kitchen counter clean stove put away three hampers full of laundry put on clothes and go study ...
Shot Glasses.
I’m still on a vodka hiatus, but I still like admiring the shot glasses I’ve managed to acquire.
Still excited.
Okay, fine fine. I'll take pictures next time BEFORE I put Tattoo Goo on it.
Look, look, my tattoo.
Still excited. Still admiring it. Cuz why not?
Eat a dick.
Even consider how the phrase “eat a dick” is not an insult if taken literally? If you tell a girl, “eat a dick”, you’re basically telling her to hunt rogue penises AND EAT THEM. That’s pretty e...
Kittylove.
I love waking up in the middle of the night and seeing both my cats snuggled up at the foot of my bed, usually between my legs, as I tend to sleep on my back. During the day, they chase each oth...
Sigh.
When my days are full, I'm anxious. And now that I have a legitimate week off, I'm sad and anxious, just the same.
Progress.
I have yesterday's workout and today's workout that I need to post, but I'll get to that tonight. Today's the 16th? That means this is day 6 of 21 day. (Cuz it takes 21 days to make a habit.) ...
The Stand.
Meditating further, morals are one of the few things I have to stand on. My likes and dislikes are very fuzzy and don't mean much to me. But at the very core of my being, I have to know I'm a "...
So I take pictures of my cats.
I think I found my new wake-up song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI This song will always remind me of Short Circuit 2, but shh. At the risk of being utterly campy, we need to be the hero we need in our lives. I'll u...
I like butts.
Maybe I should take daily buttpics as I break in the new undies. I take selfies as it is; a surplus of buttpics would certainly fit the butt-centric nature of my tumblr. I got some Kohl's cash....
Compliments.
I was getting compliments on my hair yesterday and I guess it was throwing me off. I still, to this day, don't know how to react to compliments. I kind of freeze like a dear in the headlights, ...
Solutions.
For all things there is a short-term and long-term solution. We need both to alleviate the anxiety of any problem.
Dicks in Pussies.
I don't understand the female compulsion for sex. Or, rather, the female need for dick to be sexually satisfied. Over the years, I've heard a number of females state, "Oh, I don't masturbate. ...
Like visiting a dead relative.
So, I'm vodkaed and out of habit went to opendiary.com, completely forgetting stuff. And then remembered. And had a moment, just a moment, of sad. Ew.
Still <3 snow.
My shovel broke. It was a good plastic shovel. Cuz dude, metal is heavy, even if it's sturdy. Still not mad at winter, man. Was going to go sledding but it's since turned to freezing rain. F...
BIGGAYTHOUGHTS.
I have a bunch of scenes in my head that I want to do for my next grand BIGGAYDAN nanonovel. Absolutely need to visit a fudge factory for absolutely no reason. Certain characters to introduce b...
Sleep.
But seriously, I think I'd be a lot more content if i remembered to get more sleep on a regular basis. Sleep, exercise, and regular masturbation. And maybe blocks of cheese. Blocks of cheese m...
Non-sequitor.
Mostly for me, this isn't important. Things to do today: Eat breakfast. Head to the gym. Pay rent. Get oil changed. Sell books. If time permits: Clean bathroom. Take out trash. Masturbate furio...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.