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Awkwarding.
I was entering ShopRite when I got greeted by someone working there. I go in there all the time, so it threw me off-guard. I said, “Hi. ....Door greeter?” She giggled and said something about ...
Sim Philosophy.
Sometimes I think of myself as a Sim with some detrimental status effects. Hygiene might not be at critical, but a shower never hurt. Fun may still be green, but topping off the fun bar never h...
Water.
I’m still a believer in the Water Conspiracy. I wrote a (what I see now as badly written) entry thirteen years ago about how businesses are deliberately polluting our waters so they can sell us ...
Pandora.
I think I’ve figured out how to game Pandora. See, if you try a really specific station, it’s going to play nothing but that. And you’re going to get sick of it really quickly. It started when ...
A nerdly dream.
I think I had the nerdiest dream ever. The basic vibe was that it was some epic Voyager movie, though there were cameos from TNG and DS9 characters. The end of the movie has the crew on board so...
I. AM. TIMMY™.
How pissed off (sarcastically or not) would y’all be if I went back to changing my handle every couple days?
On Clean Anus.
So, I pooped a poop. I know, I know, hold your applause. I was an iota surprised, as all I ate yesterday was a bagel. Whoops. I said to myself, “Self, it’s time for a quick shower.” Personally...
Butts.
https://vine.co/v/OzQiYYUzvPj I saw this months ago, but well. It’s fun to leave on as background noise. It’s strangely mesmerizing.
Kittytime.
Late naps at weird, not knowing what time it is. I mean, I woke up and T’Pol was snuggled into my knee pit. Those that have cats know what I mean. As soon as I started to wake up, of course, sh...
On Ugly Dudes in Porn.
So I’m watching some pornography and I noticed the guy has a tummy kind of like I do. (I’ve gained weight, shush.) I had a moment of “Damn, I could get paid to be whipped and stuff.” Then I re...
Children have low utility.
So, I was watching Star Trek: The Animated Series while eating my cereal. Specifically, the episode “One of Our Planets Is Missing.” There’s some massive space-cloud devouring planets. Kirk w...
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I feel like the internet has gotten far more impersonal. We used to splay parts of ourselves out to see. It’s like it’s less about bringing attention to yourself, and more bringing attention to...
Ah yes.
I’ll never forget the year I wrote an April Fool’s entry claiming to be a black woman named .. shit, I can’t even remember. I claimed I was trolling everyone with the “Timmy” identity, and othe...
Pits.
I recall a rather obstinate period where I decided I’d shave my armpits. I wanted to break with social norms. As well, prior to shaving, I thought my teenage boypits smelled REALLY BAD. No amo...
Star Trek 13: The Search For Spock.
Now that Nimoy has passed, I think I’d be okay with Star Trek 13 straight-up being called “The Search For Spock.” C’mon. Open with some sequence where Kirk gets some transmission from Quinto-Spo...
A turn too small.
So last night, Erik and his sister were trading stories about how shitty and abusive their parents were. I really didn’t have anything to contribute. (Reminds me of how I used to feel like I “c...
Clarissa VIII.
17 tracks in playlist, average track length: 4:39 Playlist length: 1 hour 19 minutes 9 seconds Right-click here to save this HTML file. Playlist files: Neil Young Pearl Jam - Keep On Rockin In ...
Clone Wars.
I spend a bit of time on tumblr. I’ve noticed a number of Star Trek related blogs, especially related to screenshotting episodes. But when I run a search for Ahsoka Tano or clone wars droids or...
Lunch with my Dad.
Be quiet. Don’t emote. Reiterate “don’t react to anything he says” to yourself. Answer everything affirmatively and in a nonaggressive manner. Let him talk. Letting him talk constitutes “a g...
A new month.
First good day I’ve had in a long time. Shoveling doesn’t bother me. It actually invigorates me, and makes me feel “relaxed” afterwards. Got to the gym for the first time in two weeks. That f...
The Definition of "Bae".
I’ve been seeing this word for a bit, and I’ve had some context clues about what it meant. Still, I’m generally out of the loop, so I decided to check urbandictionary. First result: “Bæ/bae i...
Masculinism.
Twelve years ago, I actually wrote a small blurb about masculinism. I felt that the key axion of feminism came down to choice, and as well, the key axion of masculinism came down to the choice. ...
Gender Indifference.
I used to think, “I’m a dude because I have a penis.” Now I see this was in part because I feel like there’s very little masculine about me. I feel far more feminine than masculine. Though, th...
Things to do today.
Do the dishes. Clean the kitchen counter. Clean the kitchen floor. Vacuum various things. Go to class tonight. Take a moment to ponder the efficacy of hope. Uhhhh put on clothes so I’m not naked...
I want.
http://skinzwear.com/product_detail.php?prodID=6468&name=Mens-Scrunch-Butt-Half-Back-Bikini-Swimsuit-in-Wet-Look-Black-by-Skinz I have a G-string swimpiece that’s handy when entering and leav...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.
