The Napkin.
by Timmy™
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The fine line.
I’m too politically incorrect to be a social justice warrior. But, too rational to be an insensitive asshat who has bigoted beliefs. Or maybe I’ve been around the internet long enough where I jus...
Dreams.
I really should keep a dream diary next to my bed. I’ve been having the most vivid dreams this past week. Meaningful or not, some of them would make insane stories.
On Bodily Autonomy.
“I’m a dude and can’t fathom what it’s like to have a uterus” is worth a ph.D dissertation these days, and likely unreadable by a lot of people. (Because “My body is my own” is still too short of...
On Elizabeth Warren.
For those living under a rock, Elizabeth Warren is basically the Bernie Sanders who isn’t running for President. Imagine if Trump were honest, cared about us, and wasn’t a verified asshole. Tha...
On Immigration.
The right’s notion that “illegal immigrants” will take jobs away from citizens seems like a red herring. Some corporate CEO isn’t at all threatened by someone whose first language isn’t English....
On Guns.
The 2nd amendment was implemented at a time when an armed civilian population might be able to overthrow a corrupt government. That might have applied 200 years ago, but now? You really think a...
On Abortion.
Abortions are kind of like guns. In an ideal world, nobody would have guns. We would have no need for guns. Guns are intrinsically violent. But just because I decide not to have a gun doesn’t...
On Manhood.
Being a man in today’s society means finding the thin line between letting things go and standing up for yourself. If you let things go at the wrong time, you’re letting people take advantage of ...
On Socialism.
Ya know. That Socialism has become a dirty word is proof that there IS NO LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS. True capitalism would have us proverbial slaves to the owners of production.
Fuck you, I have brown friends.
There is the easy comparison of the brown people to the jews before WWII. You know, blame the jews for Germany’s decline, blame Mexicans for RAPING AND DRUG DEALING. Yet I can’t help but think o...
Donald Trump is an Asshole.
If you think the President has a lot of power, you’re a bit misguided. If those “checks and balances” work, no one person can ruin a country. But what the President does have is a giant microph...
Racism, plain and simple.
If you think it’s a complete impossibility for the US government to just relocate people, don’t forget the Trail of Tears, or Japanese concentration camps (during WWII), or that we had an entire ...
Immigration.
My dad was born in Amalapuram, India. He came to this country when he was 16. Does that make me an “anchor baby”? Fuck you, Donald Trump. And go back to where you came from, because you’re an ...
Trickle-Up.
Trickle-down economics is a lie. But trickle-up economics? If the lower and middle class have more financial security, they’re more likely to buy the things that the upper class is selling.
Observation.
“Billions of people, just living out their lives.” - Agent Smith
Salading Consent.
It’s interesting how older people get offended when you politely say “no” to something they’re offering. Like, if your mom makes salad, you politely decline, and she goes on a tirade about how “...
On random hugs.
After parents give us conditional love, to have anyone give us unconditional love ALWAYS feels so strange. And wanted, reassuring, and kind of awesome in a way we didn’t know possible. That’s pr...
The Idea.
There’s a post going around tumblr about a guy elected president. He doesn’t really want to be there, so he tries to fuck up horribly. And every single “bad” decision ends up turning out immens...
On Boredom.
I just realized that I can’t remember the last time I was bored. My general anxiety combined with a compulsive/addictive nature means I either have something to do, or I will FIND something to d...
It's a vast difference.
I know it was just a playful joke in a thread, but how is a vasectomy “taking one for the team”? Guys. No, not guys. PEOPLE WITH BALLS. Do you have any idea what people with uteruses and vagi...
Tugging.
I should totally get back into restoring. Can you fathom I have newer online friends who don’t know I’m the Savior of Foreskin™? Foreskins are so cute, everyone should have one. Okay, fine. Fo...
TimmyTraits.
I feel amused, honored, and loved that when people think of inflicting pain to male genitals or putting things in a butt, they think of me. Not even a recent thing, Dia. Years ago, I had a frien...
Bluffing.
My dad tried to pull the “this is an Adult Conversation” card tonight, and I couldn’t help but pause and point out that I’m 31.
Cravings.
I feel like I just had a random Eleventh Doctor moment. I was at the grocery store, saw bologna, and thought OH MY GOD, I LOVE BOLOGNA. So, I bought it. I was just looking through my freezer a...
Play-Fighting.
My cats are chasing each other. Or, should I say, T’Pol is chasing Kira. T’Pol’s been pestering me for food for the past few hours. Which makes me wonder how they survive when I’m asleep. (Oh...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.