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On the bright side...
Donald Drumpf may be a misogynist, racist, egotistical, fascist, incestuous, xenophobic asshole, but at least he’s not the zodiac killer.
Fuller House.
Is awesome. Having marathoned the entire season, it may displace Star Trek as my overplayed background noise. HOLY CHALUPA.
An Unpopular Opinion.
The friend that first forced me to watch Star Wars (in my twenties) totally acknowledged how ridiculous and campy it is, that it was part of its charm. I respected him for that. As a Trekkie, w...
On Headlines.
Damn it, can’t decide which is worse: the comment section or the propensity for like-minded individuals to become more extreme in groups. Which defeats my original purpose, which was to propose ...
Potato Chip Survey.
My dad is the only person I know who assumes potato chips should be a part of lunch. Like, a grilled cheese and potato chips. Do you or anyone you know just shove potato chips on your plate duri...
On Family.
The only person I’ll immediately respond to on my phone is my sister. Everyone else in my family, I have that moment of pause of “do I really want to deal with this right now?”
On Efficacy of Pubes.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my manbush. Gotta keep my genitals warm in the winter. But, I’m wondering if I was wrong with the assumption about it being “lazier” or simply taking less time to not...
Fuck Touchscreens.
I almost want to relearn Dvorak to affirm how much I despise touchscreens. Don’t get me wrong, touchscreens have their place. It’s a useful technology. But uh, I text with my nails. And I type wi...
Fifth republican debate notes.
tl;dr: I like George Pataki from the undercard, Rand Paul and Jeb Bush from the main stage. Meaning, their polls will probably drop. Santorum: “World War 3 has begun.” I don’t think you know...
On Frontiers.
We’ve put a man on the moon but haven’t been to the bottom of the ocean. Ever think about it? A spacesuit is required to protect a human from the coldness of space without exploding. A deep ocean...
Official English Star Trek Beyond Trailer.
Fancy that, I actually am aware of something for once. I’m amused as hell that the leaked german trailer, available just hours ago, caused Paramount to release the actual trailer. My opinion st...
On Midichlorians
If midichlorians are in your blood, then do women lose them every time they bleed? Are post-menopausal women more powerful than their breedable brethen? Are midichlorians passed on from generat...
Leaked Star Trek Trailer.
A trailer is supposed to excite you or interest you. (x) The leaked trailer gives me a sense of dread. I don’t want more action shlock. I want a goddamned story. A moral. A latent philosophic...
Vaguely about FDR.
The legacy of FDR is an odd one. If you’re a liberal, he’s a beacon of hope, something to aspire to. If you’re a modern republican, you’re probably vomiting in your toilet at how he tried to he...
TNG In Context.
I absolutely love Grin’s TNG Recuts. For whatever reason, I’ve been watching actual TNG on netflix again. It’s so hilarious to catch all those small lines he uses and splices together. Or hear...
On Yearbook Pictures.
So, thanks to the power of facebook, at least three people posted about a friend of theirs recently died. Breaks my heart. But you know my first thought? Why is everybody’s yearbook picture the...
On Gay Homosexuals.
I use the seemingly redundant phrase “gay homosexual” because not all homosexuals are gay. …I probably need to expound on this. For starters, one is an adjective and another is a noun. “Homosexu...
On Ballsweat.
Ballsweat is an iota of a misnomer. It’s not the broad surface of the scrotum that sweats. It’s mostly the perineum, and the crease between the thigh and the scrotum. It’s like how boobsweat mo...
On Propaganda.
If you say two things close enough together, the public will begin to associate them together, even if it isn’t true. It worked with Iraq and 9/11. The right is attempting to do the same with t...
More on games.
I just realized that I’ve played Skyrim and Fallout3, and both were so boring that I never got into playing them. Candi owned them. I logged a couple hours, but never once had an itch to play. ...
France.
Wait, I thought we were demanding Freedom Fries. Gotta love Murica.
4th republican debate thoughts.
Biggest cheers for Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush, out of the gate. Least for poor John Kasich. Moderator opens with some jokes that nobody responded to. Ouch. A minimum wage of $15/hr comes out to ...
4th undercard thoughts.
Eliminate the IRS? Good luck with that. Oop, socialism is still a slur to them. Can’t take Republicans seriously about “small government” when they want to regulate our personal lives and grow t...
Nano.
I was half-asleep this morning when I got a brilliant idea. THE LEAGUE OF EVIL DUDES. Guy gets tired of having to be good constantly, so he joins the LEAGUE OF EVIL DUDES. He starts off doing ...
3rd Republican Debate.
Trump is like the bully everybody listens to. Meaning when everyone is talking over each other, if he says “Hey, you’ll get your turn” they suddenly shut up. Good start out of the gate. I almos...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.
