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Gym Nuances.
I tend to feel bad when someone asks me if they can have the squat rack after me, or asks how many sets I have left. I got to the gym around 7:30, entirely so I could hog the squat rack for half...
Overheard by the Squat Rack.
Girl #1: "Fucking boobsweat." Girl #2: "I know, right?" Girl #1 to Guy in their trio: "Sorry yours aren't big enough." I love people who have frank discussions in public. Or Francene discuss...
I grunt at you.
While muted, I spied this ad while I was treadmilling. (Crunch Fitness, if you must know.) Once again, this feels like someone making fun of Planet Fitness. It wouldn’t take that much to take ...
Flaming Liberals Unite.
When you discover your new shrink has basically the same political stances as you do. Right down to being able to make the “nominate Ted Cruz to SCOTUS and you’ll have eight vacancies” joke and ...
Kira says hi.
Okay, maybe she doesn’t. But I can say hi!
Fruity Puns.
Remembering a time when I would carry apples in my coat pockets so I could interject into a lull in conversation, “hows about dem apples?” And the period of time when I used to carry bananas in m...
On Gender.
If gender traits were innate, we wouldn’t need to indoctrinate them. Paraphrased from: Source
On Voluntary Hygiene.
Winter: I just showered two days ago and I swear I still smell fine. Do I reeeally need to? Summer: I just took my third cold shower of the day, and you can’t stop me from taking a fourth.
Domino's Pan Pepperoni Pizza with Extra Cheese.
Look at this pizza. Look at it. It was glorious and delicious. Since you are what you eat, this is a selfie. And since I am part pizza, I am glorious and delicious.
An OD/PB Survey.
From: Gilraent What does your online diary name mean, and why did you pick it? My name is Timmy, and I am very Timmy™. When did you first get an online diary? November 29, 2001. I can’t believe...
Inane Quotient.
Based on my propensity for subjecting friends with a deluge of ridiculous texts in the morning, I’d say my brain is way more active in the morning. As well, despite how inane I can be, I find it ...
The Greeting.
On my way out of the gym, a girl working there commented, “Hey, you’re early today.” My initial response: “I’m getting old.” Ha ha. I woke up around 4 AM, peed, and had a nice relaxing hour in ...
It's not just veggies, anymore.
Note to self: While strawberries are rad, tossing in a banana into your broccoli/carrot/kale smoothie totally takes the edge off the bitterness, and helps with the consistency. I WILL CONSUME M...
QWERTY Power.
For better or for worse, I seem to have gotten into the habit of viewing the Box of Prose on my phone. Something about physically sitting at my computer with the purpose to write is an iota stres...
Dumbbell Drops.
Sometimes I think about doing yet another Lifting Log Redux. I can babble my head off like the gymrat I am. But then I think: why separate it? My actual logging is now on fitocracy. I really like...
Pronouns.
When you realize you’re now saying “an ex” instead of “the ex”.
Boo at facial hair.
I don’t really pull off the Rugged Stubble look, and I hate shaving (my face*). So jealous of how women tend to have less facial hair. *Ballshaving is significantly easier.
For Frodo.
Sometimes you’re Aragorn, unsure but will take on the world. Other times you’re Frodo, who is too proud to be carried.
Of course.
But seriously, I’ve been taking significantly better care of myself, so naturally I’m sick.
TQ™.
I think my Timmy Quotient correlates with my willingness or desire to make absolutely terrible puns. If my mood is off, I just won’t feel that playful.
On Rigs.
Since I’ve built my last two computers, I feel rather “oh, it’s easy. Anybody can do it. I’m nothing special.” You don’t need to know the specifics of how hardware works to assemble a new rig....
On Grounding.
I was never grounded as a child. Even if I were, I don’t think it would have worked as a punishment. I spent a lot of time in my room, and didn’t socialize much. It would have been a better pu...
Had to share.
I had plain black beans and rice for lunch and oh man, I just had the most satisfying #2. I love fiber.
On The Electoral College.
This is an unpopular opinion, but the electoral college is a safeguard and ideally would allow for a candidate that doesn’t have a plurality achieve victory. If delegates were proportional like i...
Phantom Mirror.
Segment of a dream last night. I was looking into a mirror and it wasn’t me. Also, I was cross-eyed. Though, in typical dream-form, I was having issues “keeping my eyes open.” It scared the f...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.
