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November 13, 2016

Obiden.

Had a bad day? You need some Obama / Biden memes. https://www.facebook.com/thunderhorsey/posts/10101153282145354


In the history of Murica, faithless electors have never decided an election. Whether this year should be an exception, it’s simply not going to happen. I mean, we can hope. But it’s basically ...


While I don’t dare ask who he voted for, I recall a conversation I had with my dad. He said he didn’t want to vote for Hillary because she’s pro-immigration. This, coming from a registered Demo...


November 08, 2016

Group Hug.

C’mon. Everybody get into this cuddle pile. We’ll be okay. There’s still love and kindness in the world. Drumpf can’t stop us from loving each other. :: hugs you ::


I think I have nothing left to prove when it comes to NaNoWriMo. I… I don’t even know what to say. I should crack 50k in the next day or two. I should finish the first draft by the 21st, as I...


November 06, 2016

Oops.

Before meds, I was an angry, irrational asshole. Now I’m a calm, rational asshole.


November 05, 2016

NaNoWriMo PSA.

I just broke 25K on Day Five of NaNoWriMo. Carry on. :: club dances ::


September 24, 2016

On Classical Music.

Has it been pointed out that there is more “classical” music now than there has been in the past simply due to movie soundtracks? Alexander Courage, Jerry Goldsmith, James Horner, John Williams, ...


September 16, 2016

Just saying.

We should always be in a state of revolution. Because if you accept the status quo, society will always defer to those who control you.


September 14, 2016

I'M SEEING MY DADDY NEXT WEEK.

And by “Daddy”, I mean Weird Al. What the hell took me so long? I used to go to hockey games all the time, it’s not like arenas give me anxiety. This is actually my second concert ever, the fi...


September 08, 2016

Cuddles.

I just scored A+ cuddles. WOOOO.


September 02, 2016

On Hair.

Having long hair feels so much more like me. I know I can pull off shorter hair, but it always felt like I was incognito. People DID treat me differently. Like, do you even know me? If I can’t ...


September 01, 2016

Fantasy Girl.

Among other vivid dreams last night, I had a dream I was showering with a beautiful girl. Usually I can place who the person is based off of, but not this time. She was slightly taller than me....


August 18, 2016

Penis.

Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Pen...


August 16, 2016

Recent Movie Babblings.

After seeing Star Trek Beyond four times, I realized I needed to give it a bit of a rest before a potential fifth viewing. The tl;dr on that: As a hardcore Trekkie, I love that movie. I really ...


August 10, 2016

A ManChick Movie.

Hrm. A chick flick that’s also a man flick. Maybe “Legally Blonde: WITH EXPLOSIONS.” Yeah, I think I’d see that. No, no, I got it: “EXPLOSIVELY BLONDE” (Legally Blonde is a quality film, I l...


To understand why Trekkies like myself love Star Trek Beyond, well. The previous two films, it felt like they were made by someone with only a passing knowledge of Star Trek. (I’m looking at you...


-Kirk going through some elaborate scheme, and then ultimately just using a simple double-axe chop to disable someone. -A running gag in subsequent movies as far as why Chekov isn’t there. Shore...


August 06, 2016

Talk about Excitement.

When you get your first full erection in weeks. Fuck you, meds. (So glad I tapered off or I may have been indefinitely impotent. That’ll fuck with your psyché.)


Goddamned birds woke me up at 5 am. I was at the end of an epic dream, so I couldn’t fall back asleep. Boooo. I’m tired but awake. But I’m always tired in the morning now, so that’s life. I didn’...


July 07, 2016

The Ethical Troll.

Have I mentioned this tendency towards social media being oversaturated with world current events? There, I just did. And it annoys the crap out of me. I respect the right for people to post w...


July 05, 2016

Who wears short shorts.

A chick at my gym, apparently. I’ve already written about how wedgies and melvins are in vogue. And that’s cool. Dress however you feel comfortable. You do you. Just. Um. Excuse me, ma’am,...


June 30, 2016

Cardboard.

And another thing I missed the assembly on: spaghetti. I don’t know how to eat it. I try the twirl method, and I either get too much or too little. I’ve also been told it’s rude to bite and drop ...


June 30, 2016

Good Morning.

I missed the assembly on body wash. I’m a life-long bar user, and am always baffled by how one operates body wash. It’s.. lather in a tube? But I use the bar via scrubbing my Timmyparts to bu...


There was a “female cleaning” sign affixed near the men’s locker room. I suppose there are some who would be all OH NOEZ, A GIRL SAW MY WEINER*, but my first thoughts were this: A: I’d rather h...


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Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.