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On Natural Human Stuff.
Still baffled how 99% of chicks shave their legs before going into public. I’ve shaved my legs, and holy hell, it gets stubbly within a day. Why bother? (Fuck you, society.)
Soft Language.
I like to identify as a flaming liberal. “Far left”. Perhaps my analysis was wrong. Because there are people farther left than me who are really starting to piss me off. It comes back to phras...
Genital Moisture.
Using a fan to dry yourself off after a shower is seriously helpful, and a time-saver.
Amazon.
When a friend that shares your amazon account orders Tampax Pearl in bulk. Could have just asked me, I have some spares. ....I also have some pads. Hey, I date those who menstruate.
Music.
I can see music. I can SEE MUSIC.
Menstruation.
I say openly that I’m going to marry Tashina. She recently had her IUD taken out, so she’s bleeding again. And, well. I told her I want her to tell me everything about it. So. I get pad pics,...
On Crossdressers.
You’re immediately thinking of a dude trying to dress “like a girl”. Yet if a chick dares wears pants and a t-shirt, well. Nobody cares. (Not denying that 100 years ago, chicks couldn’t wear pan...
Family.
So, I was on the phone with Tashy, as I usually am almost every night. I hear kids in the background. She’s all “be quiet, I’m on the phone with Timmy!” And cue them ALL wanting to talk to me. He...
Unpopular opinion.
Maybe “men” aren’t always talking over women. Maybe we just are designed with deeper and louder voices. Learning how to soften my voice during conversation is NOT something we are taught. Maybe...
Untitled #whatever
Beat me Whip me Make me cry Tell me how worthless I am How I deserve pain Deserve torture Give me rules Give me structure Lay down the law Make me be the best boy I can be Guide me forward Utiliz...
Anti-depressants.
Pros: Takes longer to orgasm! Might stay aroused and not orgasm at all! Cons: TAKES LONGER TO ORGASM! MIGHT STAY AROUSED AND NOT ORGASM AT ALL!
Bookmarks.
I have 103 to check. And I don’t wannnnnnaaaaa. That’s a loooooooot.
But seriously.
Since Rage Against The Machine will not release more music, System of a Down is our only hope. Fucking rage on that sexist, racist, xenophobic insult to cheetos everywhere.
Albuquerque.
I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP. AND MY SEAT IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION.
Comfort Level.
When a chick farts on your dick mid-spooning and the only response is mutual giggles.
Waxing: that's the answer.
Every time I shave my bikini line (read: inguinal crease), I can’t help but think “how did chicks get conned into this farce? It’s difficult enough for me to shave, but at least I can pull my scr...
Communication.
It’s not about sharing everything with your partner, but being able to share anything.
Grey.
Funny thing about opinions is that to really be grey or “somewhere in the middle”, you HAVE to at some point find yourself arguing against your own default opinion. You know, depending on the co...
Murica is so puritanical.
That trope that it’s bad for woman to have too many coital encounters? Three counterarguments: A: She’s fucked a billion guys, but no one were as good as this “final guy”. 2: She’s enjoyed a fu...
Fuck it all.
All these “life is wonderful” shit and I have no family.
Dear not-bang bang bruce.
I don’t like change. I’m old and will swat you with a newspaper.
31.
If it weren’t for those thinking outside reality, we wouldn’t be able to deal with reality.
I LOVE YOU.
<3
Who owns the internet?
You know who owns the internet. I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself from making this when the idea crossed my mind.
The Hero we need, not the Hero we deserve.
What? It’s my first Biden meme. I couldn’t help myself.
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.
